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Re: Gay-hating chicken cunts get fucked out of Blighty
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2019, 08:24:44 AM »
What if they had a soup kitchen?

It's homeless night down at the religious soup kitchen. Christian and non-Christian volunteers are feeding the poor. Those among the homeless being feeded by the church include a homeless person who was HIV positive and a pre-op transexual teenager. A hush descends upon the meeting and the priest rolls his eyes and sighs "oh no its the "gay boys" as he see's a group of men moving closer and the priest starts hurriedly putting away ladels and pans. One of the gays go's up to one of the homeless people who's just about to eat a baguette and knocks it out of his hand. He screams at the homeless man pointing at the priest "HE WON"T MARRY ME...HOMOPHOBE!!!!". Some of the other gays begin ripping pages of the bible up and imitating the motion of wiping your arse with it. One of them turns the cross upside down and starts pissing all over a homeless persons sleeping bag. Another gay starts showing one of the homeless people gay pornographic films on his mobile phone, the homeless man pushes the phone away saying he doesn’t like it and the gay screams in his face “ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC, IS THAT YOUR PROBLEM, ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC”.  As the homeless people disperse hungry and desperate into the night the gay man points at the priest with a serious face and says "I'll see you in court father. I'm gonna get this place shut down" and the religious and non-religious volunteers pack up their stuff and go home, tired, fed up and perplexed at how they were stopped from just trying to make the world a better place.

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Re: Gay-hating chicken cunts get fucked out of Blighty
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2019, 08:59:30 AM »
I prefer narrative fiction's early work.

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« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2019, 09:00:47 AM »
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Classic stuff.

Ah yes, for it was in my mind also.  Classic CaB.

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Re: Gay-hating chicken cunts get fucked out of Blighty
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2019, 10:22:01 AM »
ive never understood their name. it sounds like wall insulation made of dead birds

"fil-A" is how Americans pronounce "fillet"

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Re: Gay-hating chicken cunts get fucked out of Blighty
« Reply #34 on: October 19, 2019, 10:45:47 AM »
"fil-A" is how Americans pronounce "fillet"

See also “Phil A” of our own parish.  It’s his real name but his parents came up with it so ask them.

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« Reply #35 on: October 19, 2019, 11:00:29 AM »
"fil-A" is how Americans pronounce "fillet"
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« Reply #36 on: October 19, 2019, 12:17:37 PM »
We do say 'fill it' when fillet is referring to the reinforcement of the interior angle a corner of a structure. You would need some carefully engineered fillets if you were to make a box out of Chick-fil-A sandwiches.

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« Reply #37 on: October 19, 2019, 12:41:15 PM »
It's pronounced 'chick fillet' I've just realised, not 'chick filler', which is my nickname for my dong.

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« Reply #38 on: October 19, 2019, 01:47:01 PM »
Is it better than KFC?  I often find the KFC chicken a little too greasy.  What about Chicken Cottage, where does that rank?

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« Reply #39 on: October 19, 2019, 01:50:34 PM »
Is it better than KFC?  I often find the KFC chicken a little too greasy.  What about Chicken Cottage, where does that rank?

KFC seems to vary in quality a bit more than some of the other US fast food chains. I guess McDonalds hold the crown for their products being consistent.

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« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2019, 07:59:03 PM »
Rascist offended gays,this is why we are not allowed nice things.

I bet that chicken is really good too.

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« Reply #42 on: October 20, 2019, 12:02:02 AM »
We do say 'fill it' when filler is referring to the reinforcement of the interior angle a corner of a structure. You would need some carefully engineered fillets if you were to make a box out of Chick-fil-A sandwiches.

A gusset. Chicken gusset is already monopolised by KFC

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« Reply #43 on: October 20, 2019, 12:15:19 AM »
Taco Bell joke

Joke about a Tower Burger about 10 years too late.

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« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2019, 12:47:41 AM »
KFC seems to vary in quality a bit more than some of the other US fast food chains. I guess McDonalds hold the crown for their products being consistent.

Tell me about it, the Notting hill branch is spotless, the service decent and the chips are really good, whereas the Wembley branch had chip and pin machines coated in dust and grease, barely sentient staff and the fillet/fill-A burger had my arsehole and guts absolutely stanking.

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« Reply #45 on: October 20, 2019, 04:33:43 AM »
They're controversial as fuck in the US as well, for what it's worth

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« Reply #46 on: October 20, 2019, 07:05:37 AM »
Is it better than KFC?  I often find the KFC chicken a little too greasy.  What about Chicken Cottage, where does that rank?

Sort of different things (Chick Fil-A is much more about chicken sandwiches/burgers), but even so the answer is: “yes, significantly”. The chicken is perfectly juicy every time, and they’re overall more consistent in quality than any other fast food chain I know of, and the menu is small and simple. Their employees actually seem happy as well - when ordering at other chains, I sometimes feel like saying “sorry” instead of “please” or “thank you”.

Shame about the anti-gay stuff in corporate, but no denying it’s good chicken lads.

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« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2019, 09:40:26 AM »
We do say 'fill it' when fillet is referring to the reinforcement of the interior angle a corner of a structure. You would need some carefully engineered fillets if you were to make a box out of Chick-fil-A sandwiches.

When you fillet a fish to use in your homemade Filet-O-Fish do you fil it the fish or fil a it?

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« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2019, 09:52:10 AM »
Though I will say that the topic of this thread really highlights the need to nationalise fast food. Never mind your Chick Fil-A this, Spudulike that, or your McDynorod the other; just go down the Hot Food Department and order a People's Burger or People's Jalapeño Poppers or People's Mince & Onions all washed down with a firkin of Corporation Pop.

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« Reply #49 on: October 20, 2019, 10:15:40 AM »
Off to National Shops want owt

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« Reply #50 on: October 20, 2019, 10:24:26 AM »
Yes mate. One large dinner with a regular fried side.

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« Reply #51 on: October 20, 2019, 11:17:47 AM »
Corbyn should pledge to re-nationalise Wimpy.

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« Reply #52 on: October 20, 2019, 11:54:37 AM »
When you fillet a fish to use in your homemade Filet-O-Fish do you fil it the fish or fil a it?

Fill A it with a Fill A nife

Every Chick-fil-A is closed on Sunday. Wouldn't be able to go on Sunday if they were open as it would be even fuller of boring megachurch cunt famlies with 4 kids each.

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« Reply #53 on: October 20, 2019, 01:13:10 PM »
Isn't there a set-piece argument we have about KFC? Can we have that, please. I love that one.

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« Reply #54 on: October 20, 2019, 07:40:19 PM »
Isn't there a set-piece argument we have about KFC? Can we have that, please. I love that one.

This doesn’t look good for chicken.

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« Reply #55 on: October 20, 2019, 07:43:31 PM »
It's something to do with a disagreement over the coating, or the method of cooking. It's always a full-blown row—involving Twed, if anyone couldn't have guessed—and there is blood on the carpet afterwards, not all of it from chickens.

Come on, people. Let's get it on.

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« Reply #56 on: October 20, 2019, 07:58:32 PM »
I’ll kick it off. KFC is just about fine.

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« Reply #57 on: October 20, 2019, 08:24:04 PM »
No. It's not about whether it's good or not, it's a technical argument about something. It's too boring to remember, but it generates pages of abuse.

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« Reply #58 on: October 20, 2019, 08:50:57 PM »
I’ll kick it off again, then. KFC is just about fine, and there’s some technical stuff too.

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« Reply #59 on: October 20, 2019, 09:31:58 PM »
No. It's not about whether it's good or not, it's a technical argument about something. It's too boring to remember, but it generates pages of abuse.

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