Christmas Album II

[Glebe]

Superb, hamfist! If that's not filling dance floors by the New Year there's no justice.

Fuck's sake, New Page Twat.

[hamfist]

I have the rest of this week basically in trains, planes, hotels and airports.

I have music gear on me.

What noises should I make, mon derops ?

[rasta-spouse]

Can you do a breakcore mash up incorporating the C&B memes of 2019 and judiciously use the "cream my back up" bit from the Justin Lee Collins covert nutty tape in it too?

[poo]

I have the rest of this week basically in trains, planes, hotels and airports.

I have music gear on me.

What noises should I make, mon derops ?

Exciting! Any noise you make I like.

[poo]

Need to get Ronalado in here.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Haven't had the chance to record any music yet, but I've been unable to exorcise the strains of Bolloque Mi Knob all day, it's been driving me mad.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0YrwbKkkoYE

When Bolloque Mi Knob he said-a,
flob on me lobb-on said-a,
Chi bwappa g-length,
he is.

When Bolloque Mi Knob he said-a,
flob on me lobb-on said-a,
Chi bwappa g-length,
he is.

[Dr Trouser]

I get all Christmassy when I hear this song in the shops

https://voca.ro/nACEgV5Zqhk

[poo]

I get all Christmassy when I hear this song in the shops

https://voca.ro/nACEgV5Zqhk

Burst

[selectivememory]

Haha. Nice work.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

That is superb

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I get all Christmassy when I hear this song in the shops

https://voca.ro/nACEgV5Zqhk

Fantastic

Especially GAPE NOW in the background

[Glebe]

Fantastic.

[Janie Jones]

Brilliant, thank you. The way your voice is straining at the top of its register but still earnestly holding the tune is the icing on the cum-soaked Christmas cake

[Dr Trouser]

I had to eat 3 jacket potatoes and run myself over a few times in my drive to get that real Harvey vibe

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

(mistletoe and wine)


De Weggwe id king, de boldo-core sin
Good days is gone, a darkness begin
Dream of sunshine, dream of day
No longer mine friend, it now time for new way

Clistmas time, milkenment is mine
Beading, bleeding, for you do I pine
Wid tentacled wheenus an gob down the forsk
A time for de gloam, a time for B-Worsk

A time for gapin', a time for probin'
A time for infectin', not believin'
Benthos callin', Mizbet too
Wish not for de good tings, he come to see you

Clistmas time, milkenment is mine
Beading, bleeding, for you do I pine
Wid tentacled wheenus an gob down the forsk
A time for de gloam, a time for B-Worsk

Silent night
Holy night

A time for creamin', a time for screamin',
A time for peenin', not for dreamin'
Clistmas is bleak, Clistmas is beak,
A time for pwning and megma and reek.

Clistmas time, silent night
Milkenment is mine, holy night
Beading, bleeding, for you do I pine
Wid tentacled wheenus an gob down the forsk
A time for de gloam, a time for B-Worsk

\m/izbet

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6alvd3ln0qqqupi/milkenment.mp3?dl=0

[chveik]

wow there are no words.

[Ferris]

While Shepherds Washed Their Cocks By Night

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

While Shepherds Washed Their Cocks By Night

God Fist You Merry Genital Men

[Janie Jones]

Brilliant, Angrew. This is shaping up nicely to be a full album's worth to accompany my Christmas baking, as noted in previous years, like Delia making mince pies with her Service of 9 Carols but with more spitty gapes.

I have written this, it scans with 'Walking in a Winter Wonderland'. I have recorded it acappella on my phone but I don't know how to upload it, anyway it's not very good.

Sector 9 are you listening
Scarecrow bell-ends are glistening
They're ready tonight
To get covered in shite
Christmas Clowne apocalypse is nigh

Frotting starts when you say go
Overseen by Boswego
Gloylot's playing the fool
While he's fucking a school
Christmas Clowne apocalypse is nigh

Christmas ball was a grand do
Special guest was Prince Andrew
He was covered in jizz
And Ghislaine Maxwell's piss
Wanking in a winter world of Clowne

(Middle eight)
Frotting goblins freed the terradactyls
Piping bags of dogshit in their beaks
They grabbed hold of Mizbit by his sack till
He tore away and now he only squeaks

poo is here looking happy
Wearing clamps and a nappy
Got a new place to stay
Moving in Christmas Day
Living in the anus of a slut

Needs some tweaks and another verse really but I'm spent. Anyway, have at it or ignore it. I got it out of me, that's the main thing. Happy advent, cunties.

[pancreas]

maximum plaudits to Angrew and Janie.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Absolutely glantastic Janie

[Gregory Torso]

Insanely good stuff from everyone, especially enjoyed the gapes.

[Ferris]

Insanely good stuff from everyone, especially enjoyed the gapes.

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[Dex Sawash]

well done all

[Dr Trouser]

\m/izbet

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6alvd3ln0qqqupi/milkenment.mp3?dl=0

That is fantastic, I can't breathe

[poo]

\m/izbet

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6alvd3ln0qqqupi/milkenment.mp3?dl=0

Don't know what to say.

[Cuellar]

\m/izbet

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6alvd3ln0qqqupi/milkenment.mp3?dl=0

Haha this is an absolute banger.

[poo]

Don't know what to say.

Know what to say now: That is fucking brilliant.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Ace stuff Janie. Enjoyed it even more on a second read.

[Glebe]

Speechless.