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pancreas

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General Erection
« on: October 24, 2019, 04:29:39 PM »
Could be called this eve:

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1187384462453198848?s=20

How do you feel about an erection right now?

Cuellar

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2019, 04:31:17 PM »
I couldn't eat a whole one

Twed

  • What, prick? That's my child. My Johnson's child
Re: General Erection
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2019, 04:32:59 PM »
Looking forward to the NHS being sold to America because The BBC told people they shouldn't like Corbyn

Twed

  • What, prick? That's my child. My Johnson's child
Re: General Erection
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2019, 04:34:01 PM »
Better check I can still vote, so I can do my regular thing of being sent the necessary paperwork precisely a week after the election

Re: General Erection
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2019, 04:34:25 PM »

Re: General Erection
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2019, 04:36:03 PM »
Feeling of panic already settling in...

Cuellar

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2019, 04:39:25 PM »
Wait he can't just 'call' for one, can he?

Twed

  • What, prick? That's my child. My Johnson's child
Re: General Erection
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2019, 04:40:16 PM »
I call App Britain

Re: General Erection
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2019, 04:40:30 PM »
Last general election there was an absolutely mental party running in my borough if I recall rightly, their main policy was bringing back hanging.

kittens

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2019, 04:43:47 PM »
i'm meeting corbyn tonight so i'll ask him to give it to me straight. by which i mean his genital erection.

Cuellar

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2019, 04:48:11 PM »
But Labour won't vote for it, will they. Non-starter.

pancreas

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2019, 04:51:04 PM »
Unclear as yet. They're waiting for the confirmation of Brexit extension. Then there'll be an internal battle.

Mr_Simnock

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2019, 04:58:25 PM »
I find Corbyn's current repeated refusal for an election even though Johnson is practically begging for it like some sort of orgasm control, god knows how much yogurt certain members of the tory voting public will spaff up the walls when it finally comes.

Twed

  • What, prick? That's my child. My Johnson's child
Re: General Erection
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2019, 04:59:04 PM »
Tories can't cum.

Re: General Erection
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2019, 05:01:02 PM »
But Labour won't vote for it, will they. Non-starter.

Possibly.


Re: General Erection
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2019, 05:13:12 PM »
It's on.

Quote from: The Guardian
Boris Johnson has announced he will push for a general election on 12 December.

He said parliament voted to delay Brexit and "that delay could go on for a very long time" because the EU would respond to parliament’s request and agree an extension.

The prime minister said he wanted "to be reasonable with parliament" and say they could have more time to scrutinise the legislation if they submitted to a general election on 12 December.

Re: General Erection
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2019, 05:14:52 PM »
Quote
The prime minister said he wanted "to be reasonable with parliament" and say they could have more time to scrutinise the legislation if they submitted to a general election on 12 December.

And if they don't?

Zetetic

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2019, 05:15:18 PM »
Then it's not on.

Paul Calf

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2019, 05:18:39 PM »
Is he in a position to make an ultimatum like that?

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« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2019, 05:20:02 PM »
I think he is.

But who knows in this topsy turvey world of Westminster

Re: General Erection
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2019, 05:33:37 PM »
Is he in a position to make an ultimatum like that?

No, he really isn't. The Benn act practically makes him a puppet to the opposition's own Brexit timetable.

Labour have said they'll call a confidence vote once the extension is granted. This bluster is him trying to turn that into a win.

BlodwynPig

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2019, 05:44:07 PM »
I'm in Westminster on Tuesday - expect FIREWORKS

Re: General Erection
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2019, 05:45:34 PM »
there's a lot of talk on my local Labour Facebook group about how candidates haven't been selected yet and it all being in disarray. Is this a common complaint?

Re: General Erection
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2019, 06:02:07 PM »
I don’t understand what is going on in the commons but Jacob Rees-Mogg is looking pretty sexy right now. He has an Erskine-May swagger

Cuellar

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2019, 06:09:26 PM »
From what I could tell from the subtitles he's resorted to just saying 'Agincourt'

buttgammon

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #25 on: October 24, 2019, 06:09:36 PM »
there's a lot of talk on my local Labour Facebook group about how candidates haven't been selected yet and it all being in disarray. Is this a common complaint?

Not a Labour member any more so I'm not party to this talk but my local MP recently announced he's stepping down and as far as I know, there's nobody in place to succeed him. There must be similar situations in lots of places. It's a seat that was solidly Labour but has become increasingly wobbly over the last few elections, so I'm worried about how things might pan out.

chveik

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2019, 06:12:06 PM »
yeah I guess so
« Last Edit: October 24, 2019, 07:31:34 PM by chveik »

Paul Calf

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #27 on: October 24, 2019, 06:32:01 PM »
^ Even as a joke, that’s a pretty fucking stupid thing to say.

greencalx

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #28 on: October 24, 2019, 06:35:52 PM »
Not going to happen by the looks of it - what’s the point of getting WAB through and then holding election?

Re: General Erection
« Reply #29 on: October 24, 2019, 07:07:20 PM »


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