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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1020 on: November 07, 2019, 09:11:08 PM »
The Tories are going to cheat, aren’t they?

Can Corbs use that to his advantage I wonder?  "We're the only ones running an honest campaign..." kind of rhetoric.  Or does nobody actually care any more? 

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1021 on: November 07, 2019, 09:15:17 PM »
If they get caught cheating - and the media seem to be taking a tougher line on it this time - they'll have to waste time on the defensive rather than pushing the things they'd rather be talking about. And look at Swinson denying her poll graph was misleading, it does make her look bad. Looks worse for JO SWINSON'S libdems than Tories I suppose.

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1022 on: November 07, 2019, 09:19:19 PM »
Angela Smith sees the colours of horses in a funny tinge.


https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1192493950738808832

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1023 on: November 07, 2019, 09:28:07 PM »
Angela Smith sees the colours of horses in a funny tinge.


https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1192493950738808832

Imagine how satisfying it would be to get exactly 1,000 votes

Re: General Erection
« Reply #1024 on: November 07, 2019, 09:32:17 PM »
The Tories are going to cheat, aren’t they?

After the previous returning officer accidentally brutally stabbed himself in the stomach while shaving.

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1025 on: November 07, 2019, 09:42:43 PM »
Facebook to be fact-checking political ads.

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« Reply #1026 on: November 07, 2019, 09:43:52 PM »
Desolation

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1027 on: November 07, 2019, 09:50:43 PM »
Facebook to be fact-checking political ads.

A madness with no reigns. This is the end phase of 15 years of nonsense and misguided introspection. Chud needs his botty wiped.

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1028 on: November 07, 2019, 09:51:59 PM »
Can Corbs use that to his advantage I wonder?  "We're the only ones running an honest campaign..." kind of rhetoric.  Or does nobody actually care any more?

Cheating? GOOD FOR THEM...ANYTHING TO STOP COMMIE CORBYN TAKING MY 1 ROOM BEDSIT

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1029 on: November 07, 2019, 09:57:09 PM »
Lib Dems are gonna fuck this up, aren't they? Just enough votes to let the Tories win.

Re: General Erection
« Reply #1030 on: November 07, 2019, 10:13:39 PM »
The Tories are going to cheat, aren’t they?

Turn to page 2 for more surprising news stories regarding bears and the Pope.

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1031 on: November 07, 2019, 10:37:52 PM »
Angela Smith sees the colours of horses in a funny tinge.


https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1192493950738808832

I simply cannot underestimate how much I respect Angela Smith.

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1032 on: November 07, 2019, 10:40:37 PM »
Since she's missing out on her No Longer an MP money if she loses no one can blame her for blatantly lying in order to attempt to be re-elected. How will she pay the mortgage otherwise?!

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1033 on: November 08, 2019, 07:12:59 AM »
Something wrong with her

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1034 on: November 08, 2019, 07:17:45 AM »
She's incompetent at best. She reminds me of the quiet mouse who turns out to be pretty nasty but doesn't like to stick their heads out of the hole unlike the swaggering cock-rats. When she does Ma's broomstick sends her scurrying back inside.

Re: General Erection
« Reply #1035 on: November 08, 2019, 07:36:16 AM »
Imagine if Corbyn....

Got pissed up and rambled incoherently, contradicting his own position in front of a few embarrassed looking punters.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ManufacturingNI/status/1192564837345353728

Re: General Erection
« Reply #1036 on: November 08, 2019, 08:24:36 AM »
I simply cannot underestimate how much I respect Angela Smith.

I like how Funny Tinge's last constituency was Penis Tone.

Re: General Erection
« Reply #1037 on: November 08, 2019, 08:37:07 AM »
I've never heard her say it so i like to think she always pronounced it like that because shes so fucking thick

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« Reply #1038 on: November 08, 2019, 08:46:07 AM »
Imagine if Corbyn....

Got pissed up and rambled incoherently, contradicting his own position in front of a few embarrassed looking punters.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ManufacturingNI/status/1192564837345353728

Good grief.

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1039 on: November 08, 2019, 08:46:43 AM »
Imagine if Corbyn....

Got pissed up and rambled incoherently, contradicting his own position in front of a few embarrassed looking punters.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ManufacturingNI/status/1192564837345353728

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhTCOVnU0gY



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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1040 on: November 08, 2019, 08:49:27 AM »
"im not pissed you know"

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1041 on: November 08, 2019, 09:09:06 AM »
Irwin Armstrong, a shill or a mug. Or both

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1042 on: November 08, 2019, 11:27:17 AM »
Listening to Laura Kuenssberg explain what shitposting is.

https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1192744142193012737?s=20

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1043 on: November 08, 2019, 11:28:31 AM »
Yeah, the thing is you know that's going to end up being the actual definition.

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1044 on: November 08, 2019, 11:44:01 AM »
She really is a rubbish journalist. Unable to do basic research. I actually object to that more than her tendency to remember how to confront politicians with difficult questions only when they play for Team Corbyn.

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1045 on: November 08, 2019, 12:14:01 PM »
The way she speaks absolute bollocks with all the certainty of an egomaniac makes her perfect for her role.  You couldn't make it up (but she could).  What a fine example to us all.

Re: General Erection
« Reply #1046 on: November 08, 2019, 12:36:29 PM »
She really is a rubbish journalist. Unable to do basic research. I actually object to that more than her tendency to remember how to confront politicians with difficult questions only when they play for Team Corbyn.

Are we still not meant to shoot the messenger when the messenger totally fails in giving the correct message. I mean; of all things; that is what the messenger should be shot for.

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1048 on: November 08, 2019, 01:39:18 PM »
Listening to Laura Kuenssberg explain what shitposting is.

https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1192744142193012737?s=20

Dangerous words really. Do they know what they are advocating?!

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #1049 on: November 08, 2019, 01:58:24 PM »
Imagine how satisfying it would be to get exactly 1,000 votes

I'de rather get 1984, 1999 or 2001

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