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General Erection

Started by pancreas, October 24, 2019, 04:29:39 PM

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Quote from: Paul Calf on November 07, 2019, 09:09:24 PM
The Tories are going to cheat, aren't they?

Can Corbs use that to his advantage I wonder?  "We're the only ones running an honest campaign..." kind of rhetoric.  Or does nobody actually care any more? 

Dr Rock

If they get caught cheating - and the media seem to be taking a tougher line on it this time - they'll have to waste time on the defensive rather than pushing the things they'd rather be talking about. And look at Swinson denying her poll graph was misleading, it does make her look bad. Looks worse for JO SWINSON'S libdems than Tories I suppose.

Consignia


Ferris

Quote from: Consignia on November 07, 2019, 09:19:19 PM
Angela Smith sees the colours of horses in a funny tinge.


https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1192493950738808832

Imagine how satisfying it would be to get exactly 1,000 votes

bgmnts

Quote from: Paul Calf on November 07, 2019, 09:09:24 PM
The Tories are going to cheat, aren't they?

After the previous returning officer accidentally brutally stabbed himself in the stomach while shaving.

Dr Rock

Facebook to be fact-checking political ads.


BlodwynPig

Quote from: Dr Rock on November 07, 2019, 09:42:43 PM
Facebook to be fact-checking political ads.

A madness with no reigns. This is the end phase of 15 years of nonsense and misguided introspection. Chud needs his botty wiped.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Darles Chickens on November 07, 2019, 09:11:08 PM
Can Corbs use that to his advantage I wonder?  "We're the only ones running an honest campaign..." kind of rhetoric.  Or does nobody actually care any more?

Cheating? GOOD FOR THEM...ANYTHING TO STOP COMMIE CORBYN TAKING MY 1 ROOM BEDSIT

kalowski

Lib Dems are gonna fuck this up, aren't they? Just enough votes to let the Tories win.

olliebean

Quote from: Paul Calf on November 07, 2019, 09:09:24 PM
The Tories are going to cheat, aren't they?

Turn to page 2 for more surprising news stories regarding bears and the Pope.

Buelligan

Quote from: Consignia on November 07, 2019, 09:19:19 PM
Angela Smith sees the colours of horses in a funny tinge.


https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1192493950738808832

I simply cannot underestimate how much I respect Angela Smith.

imitationleather

Since she's missing out on her No Longer an MP money if she loses no one can blame her for blatantly lying in order to attempt to be re-elected. How will she pay the mortgage otherwise?!

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Something wrong with her

BlodwynPig

She's incompetent at best. She reminds me of the quiet mouse who turns out to be pretty nasty but doesn't like to stick their heads out of the hole unlike the swaggering cock-rats. When she does Ma's broomstick sends her scurrying back inside.

jobotic

Imagine if Corbyn....

Got pissed up and rambled incoherently, contradicting his own position in front of a few embarrassed looking punters.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ManufacturingNI/status/1192564837345353728

Quote from: Buelligan on November 07, 2019, 10:37:52 PM
I simply cannot underestimate how much I respect Angela Smith.

I like how Funny Tinge's last constituency was Penis Tone.

idunnosomename

I've never heard her say it so i like to think she always pronounced it like that because shes so fucking thick

Buelligan

Quote from: jobotic on November 08, 2019, 07:36:16 AM
Imagine if Corbyn....

Got pissed up and rambled incoherently, contradicting his own position in front of a few embarrassed looking punters.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ManufacturingNI/status/1192564837345353728

Good grief.

Paul Calf

Quote from: jobotic on November 08, 2019, 07:36:16 AM
Imagine if Corbyn....

Got pissed up and rambled incoherently, contradicting his own position in front of a few embarrassed looking punters.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ManufacturingNI/status/1192564837345353728

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhTCOVnU0gY



Boris Johnston?

BORIS FUCKING JOHNSTON?

idunnosomename

"im not pissed you know"

BlodwynPig

Irwin Armstrong, a shill or a mug. Or both

pancreas


Paul Calf

Yeah, the thing is you know that's going to end up being the actual definition.

greencalx

She really is a rubbish journalist. Unable to do basic research. I actually object to that more than her tendency to remember how to confront politicians with difficult questions only when they play for Team Corbyn.

Buelligan

The way she speaks absolute bollocks with all the certainty of an egomaniac makes her perfect for her role.  You couldn't make it up (but she could).  What a fine example to us all.

EOLAN

Quote from: greencalx on November 08, 2019, 11:44:01 AM
She really is a rubbish journalist. Unable to do basic research. I actually object to that more than her tendency to remember how to confront politicians with difficult questions only when they play for Team Corbyn.

Are we still not meant to shoot the messenger when the messenger totally fails in giving the correct message. I mean; of all things; that is what the messenger should be shot for.


BlodwynPig

Quote from: pancreas on November 08, 2019, 11:27:17 AM
Listening to Laura Kuenssberg explain what shitposting is.

https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1192744142193012737?s=20

Dangerous words really. Do they know what they are advocating?!

Mr_Simnock

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on November 07, 2019, 09:28:07 PM
Imagine how satisfying it would be to get exactly 1,000 votes

I'de rather get 1984, 1999 or 2001