General Erection

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Which date will they pick I wonder.  Does it matter?

[idunnosomename]

i wish i could be bothered to be dead

[Cuellar]

I'm going to tour polling stations, go in for the loo, then come out looking like I've voted and tell the pollster cunts that I voted Brexit party

[Cuellar]

I will also be voting Brexit Party so we can just get on with it

[danielreal2k]

I'm going to tour polling stations, go in for the loo, then come out looking like I've voted and tell the pollster cunts that I voted Brexit party

[jobotic]

Which date will they pick I wonder.  Does it matter?

[idunnosomename]

Legend bozza landslide liberal cuck tears

[Norton Canes]

Which date will they pick I wonder

Boxing Day

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Boxing Day

Looking forward to learning the size of everyone's ballot box shit.

[greencalx]

I suppose the one good thing about a pre Christmas election is that I'll be up late getting pissed every night anyway, so an election night won't affect my usual schedule.

[Blumf]

This years Queen's Speech now guaranteed to contain the phrase "For fucks sake!"

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Voting in Boris Johnson to shit on us for five years is exactly the kind of stupid thing this country would do.

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This years Queen's Speech now guaranteed to contain the phrase "For fucks sake!"

Weirdly she's going to say "unropean onion" at one point.  This isn't a joke (it doesn't mean anything) but a nice little slip of the tongue we will briefly enjoy.

[SpiderChrist]

Liberal Democrat MP Heidi Allen has said she will not stand in the next general election adding that she is "exhausted by the invasion" into her privacy and "the nastiness and intimidation that has become commonplace."

[Fabian Thomsett]

Not waving but drowning

https://twitter.com/Anna_Soubry/status/1189138822900191233

[idunnosomename]

Commentariat loses no time getting a head start by pearl clutching about corbyn referencing "dead in a ditch"

[Cuellar]

Tales from a group chat:

PERSON:"Labour have been useless over brexit, fed up with them
ME: I think a 'second' referendum on whatever deal is reached is probably the best compromise position
PERSON: Yup
ME: That's Labour's position, isn't it?
PERSON: It is
ME: WELL VOTE LABOUR THEN
PERSON: No

[Cardenio I]

oh god boris johnsons gonna win

[Cuellar]

To be fair, PERSON lives in a Tory safe-ish seat, that's only really contestable by the Lib Dems and he said he'd voted for whoever wasn't the Tories. But still.

[Cardenio I]

Swinson sells out Lib Dem's revoke ticket for coalition and 2nd ref.

No deal Brexit wins 2nd ref.

Somehow Lib Dems continue.

[The Culture Bunker]

oh god boris johnsons gonna win

Yeah, I'm pretty convinced this is what will happen, after a campaign approach of the traitors being against "Boris and the people" and that we need to back him to prove we're BRITISH, not like that Quisling Corbyn.

[idunnosomename]

what about the brexit party and remoaner tory mps getting it in the neck tho

[Dr Rock]

Yeah, I'm pretty convinced this is what will happen, after a campaign approach of the traitors being against "Boris and the people" and that we need to back him to prove we're BRITISH, not like that Quisling Corbyn.

Boris is an idiot and will fuck up his campaign in a myriad of ways.

[Ambient Sheep]

It doesn't matter.  Conservative Central Office and/or MI5 will frig the marginals, like they did against Kinnock in 1992, in order to prevent Corbyn winning.

Doesn't mean we shouldn't try, though.

[The Culture Bunker]

Boris is an idiot and will fuck up his campaign in a myriad of ways.

I'm not sure he's an idiot - being too lazy to tell the truth is his issue, and we've seen enough times that enough people aren't bothered by that. They'll campaign on him being Mr Brexit, and the media battle against Corbyn will send more than enough people to the Lib Dems.

I'd be interested to know the plan behind Labour backing an election.

[BlodwynPig]

oh god boris johnsons gonna win

Lets readjust to this inevitable scenario.

Micro riots every day

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

I'd be interested to know the plan behind Labour backing an election.

I think they've been bounced into it really.

[idunnosomename]

it doesnt really matter because as Mark Francois predicted, the country will explode on friday

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Wonder if Mr Brexit's prepared to go head to head in a TV debate or whether he'll shit it like may and stay well clear . unless he chooses only to go 1 on 1 with Laura Keunssberg or someone else sympathetic , splutter and say "wiff waff" a lot.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

it doesnt really matter because as Mark Francois predicted, the country will explode on friday

The only thing exploding will be the diarrhoea out of Mark Francois's ass after 8 pints of gassy Carling and a Lamb Madrass.