Author Topic: General Erection  (Read 35525 times)

Endicott

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #60 on: October 24, 2019, 10:24:17 PM »
And there was me thinking you were chastising him for not writing 'erection'!

gib

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #61 on: October 24, 2019, 10:27:12 PM »
And there was me thinking you were chastising him for not writing 'erection'!

cunt couldn't even see his own typo, punning would have just confused him further.

pancreas

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #62 on: October 24, 2019, 11:02:05 PM »
oh yes i see now

Go fuck yourselfs.

Twed

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #63 on: October 24, 2019, 11:08:12 PM »
Stick to what you're good at pancreas. Next time you try to write a post in English just say a number instead.

Quote from: pancreas
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This is the kind of content I'd like to see from you.

gib

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #64 on: October 24, 2019, 11:16:41 PM »
France saying they won't grant extension unless there's an election or a referendum arranged.
Cummings saying there won't be an election unless there's Brexit, but refusing to agree a timetable to discuss it.
Labour saying there won't be an election unless No Deal Brexit possibility removed.
No Deal Brexit still on the table while France refuses an extension.

THE BREXIT OUROBOROS.

I've fixed your typo (you're welcome) and while i think Twed's suggestion goes a little too far i do think you could boil your post down into something more like an equation.

Captain Z

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #65 on: October 24, 2019, 11:24:46 PM »
THE BREXIT OUROBOROS.



At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the EU, localised entirely within Westminster?

pigamus

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #66 on: October 25, 2019, 12:12:35 AM »
Express, Mail, Sun tomorrow all lead on something else. Meaning this shit's not going to be popular with Brenda from Bristol.

Twed

  • What, prick? That's my child. My Johnson's child
Re: General Erection
« Reply #67 on: October 25, 2019, 12:21:41 AM »
Admit it, you're all imagining her as a big pink fat woman.

Re: General Erection
« Reply #68 on: October 25, 2019, 12:49:45 AM »
4 elections in 9 years. Are we Italy or something? Keep Boris going for another 2 years as Zombie PM is what I say.

Re: General Erection
« Reply #69 on: October 25, 2019, 02:16:55 AM »
Express, Mail, Sun tomorrow all lead on something else. Meaning this shit's not going to be popular with Brenda from Bristol.

Or Brenda's got a short attention span.

Twit 2

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #70 on: October 25, 2019, 03:13:01 AM »
ARE FISHING GROUNDS

Cardenio I

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #71 on: October 25, 2019, 06:49:13 AM »
It also asks 'what if Leave/Remain made you personally poorer' and 5% answered 'I want this to happen anyway.'

This properly made me chuckle. Presumably at least 5% of respondents just filling it in at random, or else indulging in a bit of mass satire.

greencalx

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #72 on: October 27, 2019, 07:27:57 AM »
I’m not sure What to make of the Lib Dem / SNP attempt to force an election. The idea of an automatic cancellation if the EU doesn’t postpone until end Jan is risky, as that means  an EU decision would have a direct effect on matters it would normally not have an interest in or influence over (viz a domestic election).

Can’t help thinking they’re also motivated by the fact that they don’t think Labour will be the largest party, let alone win it. What’s the tactical advantage to them? I can see the SNP could use a Johnson government that has a mandate to further the cause for independence. Harder to see how the LDs would benefit.

Paul Calf

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #73 on: October 27, 2019, 08:03:14 AM »
Coalition. They think they can re-run 2010

greencalx

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #74 on: October 27, 2019, 08:30:50 AM »
It went so well last time, after all.

There is zero chance that Johnson would accept a coalition deal unless the LDs ditch their defining policy and get behind his WA. Such a reverse ferret would be unprecedented (apart from the tuition fees precedent, that is).

Paul Calf

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #75 on: October 27, 2019, 08:33:28 AM »
The position appears to be:

The Lib-Dems think they can get 2010, but better;
The Tories think they can get 2015 (or preferably 1815) but better;
The Labour Party think they can get 2017 (or preferably 1974) but better;
The DUP want it to be 2017 (or preferably 1690) forever;
The Brexit Party don’t care what year it is as long as it’s not foreign and no later than 1959.

Re: General Erection
« Reply #76 on: October 27, 2019, 08:40:17 AM »
The Brexit Party don’t care what year it is as long as it’s not foreign

Oh dear, I do hope nobody’s told them our calendar was set by a German and some Italians.

BlodwynPig

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #77 on: October 27, 2019, 08:45:36 AM »
Oh dear, I do hope nobody’s told them our calendar was set by a German and some Italians.

The right type of foreign for them, historically

Re: General Erection
« Reply #78 on: October 27, 2019, 09:05:40 AM »
I’m not sure What to make of the Lib Dem / SNP attempt to force an election. The idea of an automatic cancellation if the EU doesn’t postpone until end Jan is risky, as that means  an EU decision would have a direct effect on matters it would normally not have an interest in or influence over (viz a domestic election).

Can’t help thinking they’re also motivated by the fact that they don’t think Labour will be the largest party, let alone win it. What’s the tactical advantage to them? I can see the SNP could use a Johnson government that has a mandate to further the cause for independence. Harder to see how the LDs would benefit.

It really is as cynical and simple as:

SNP will increase their majority
Lib Dems will only increase their number of MPs

This is the peak for these parties because if Brexit is sorted either way they have lost their vote winner.  Yes cynical to all those that believed they really cared about remaining (the SNP want their own ref remember!) but that is politics.


BlodwynPig

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #79 on: October 27, 2019, 09:22:33 AM »
Amanda Platell on Marr, vamped up in thigh high boots but looking like Beast from Beauty and the Beast. Chastised Marr for calling her ‘seasoned’

Re: General Erection
« Reply #80 on: October 27, 2019, 09:25:29 AM »
GET READY FOR SWINSONMANIA

Re: General Erection
« Reply #81 on: October 27, 2019, 11:46:00 AM »
It's risky for the Tories as well, though, because Farage is still a big player, which he wouldn't have been had they gone through the stages of passing the withdrawal agreement then held the election in spring 2020. Many Tory backbenchers don't want to take this risk.

greencalx

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #82 on: October 27, 2019, 12:04:00 PM »
This is probably the best thread for this, if we stretch the notion of erection slightly to include a referendumb.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/27/peoples-vote-campaign-civil-war-struggle-strategy-splinter-group

It turns out centrists can have factional divides too.

Johnny Yesno

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #83 on: October 27, 2019, 03:51:45 PM »
There is zero chance that Johnson would accept a coalition deal unless the LDs ditch their defining policy and get behind his WA. Such a reverse ferret would be unprecedented (apart from the tuition fees precedent, that is).

I think you answered your own conundrum, there.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #84 on: October 27, 2019, 03:55:41 PM »
So are we having one or not? Can't be arsed to read this thread or any other news. Been stung before

Re: General Erection
« Reply #85 on: October 27, 2019, 04:42:31 PM »
i mean, eventually, yes

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #86 on: October 27, 2019, 05:50:14 PM »
Ah man, that's what they all say

Re: General Erection
« Reply #87 on: October 27, 2019, 07:42:41 PM »
What in Christ's name is wrong with the Lib Dems? Bunch of utter snivelling cunts.

Still, their latest hare-brained scheme may push a lot of voters back to Labour.

Silly fuckwitted cunts though.

greencalx

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Re: General Erection
« Reply #88 on: October 27, 2019, 09:15:17 PM »
Wait a minute. Weren’t they saying 5 minutes ago we should have a referendum first?

Their position on Brexit is really unclear.

Re: General Erection
« Reply #89 on: October 28, 2019, 09:55:46 AM »
So the whole "remain" thing can do one? The important thing for the Lib Dems is propping up a Tory Brexit in exchange for another ride in the ministerial limousines and an assurance that nothing will change. Fascist enablers thinking they look virtuous.