Boomer infestation

[Pauline Walnuts]

"Snowballs were harmless" = A hardhitting line about mixing cocaine and heroin?

EDIT: That's a speedball. Ignore me.

Maybe it's about a snowball blowback?

[king_tubby]

Ffs, you can't even sneer whilst wanking nowadays, it's political correctness gone mad.

[Sebastian Cobb]

You are parodying exactly the same shit we said back in the day.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

so...what's the conclusion?

These were things that were so and now are no longer so?

Pretty much, as I parodied earlier:

Remember how things were awesome
When I was a stupid child
We didn't have complicated things
Like racists and paedophiles.
Shittily shittily fuckty blah
Bollocks and cunt and piss
Why is everything different now
A fucking adult wrote this.

[Consignia]

Ha, in order to find out what the hell Tanners and Bobs were, I googled the title and found the original creator, at least alleged as. Apparently they are quite annoyed they don't get full credit for it, and there are five more verses:

I actually wrote this poem Tanners and Bobs...I posted it onto my A B Wyze facebook page and it is now EVERYWHERE without MY name attached......https://www.facebook.com/ABWYZESTORIES.....check out some of the poems you may find on there and I am sure you will believe me...I am very flattered by the interest it has attracted but I really WOULD like the credit....Of course there actually are 5 more verses which I did not post...I have published this poem in one of my anthologies...THanks to everyone who commented so kindly

https://seniorchatters.co.uk/back-in-the-days/

[thenoise]

seniorchatters

Senior fucking chatters.

[Cuellar]

https://seniorchatters.co.uk/back-in-the-days/

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[Brundle-Fly]

Okay boomer.

Boomers don't say 'back in the day', They say 'in my day'.

[shh]

i don't know what living a balanced life feels like
when i am sad
i don't cry, i pour
when i am happy
i don't smile, i beam
when i am angry
i don't yell, i burn
the good thing about
feeling in extremes
is when i love
i give them wings
but perhaps
that isn't
such a good thing
cause they always
tend to leave and
you should see me
when my heart is broken
i don't grieve
i shatter

EDIT: whoops, sorry wrong thread

[canadagoose]

i don't know what living a balanced life feels like
when i am sad
i don't cry, i pour
when i am happy
i don't smile, i beam
when i am angry
i don't yell, i burn
the good thing about
feeling in extremes
is when i love
i give them wings
but perhaps
that isn't
such a good thing
cause they always
tend to leave and
you should see me
when my heart is broken
i don't grieve
i shatter

EDIT: whoops, sorry wrong thread

Not about jumpers for goalposts or not having a fridge, 0/10

[katzenjammer]

Ha, in order to find out what the hell Tanners and Bobs were, I googled the title and found the original creator, at least alleged as. Apparently they are quite annoyed they don't get full credit for it, and there are five more verses:

I actually wrote this poem Tanners and Bobs...I posted it onto my A B Wyze facebook page and it is now EVERYWHERE without MY name attached......https://www.facebook.com/ABWYZESTORIES.....check out some of the poems you may find on there and I am sure you will believe me...I am very flattered by the interest it has attracted but I really WOULD like the credit....Of course there actually are 5 more verses which I did not post...I have published this poem in one of my anthologies...THanks to everyone who commented so kindly

https://seniorchatters.co.uk/back-in-the-days/

abwyze
October 26, 2019
I always add my name Tania.....Some unscrupulous folk clearly take it OFF....not hard to do....I was not apportioning any blame...just like to get credit for my work....Thanks for getting back....I am only glad that I did not post the WHOLE poem as there are at least five more verses......Thanks again.....

Classic example of boomer dots in that reply. What... are... they... hiding?

[the]

Remember the days when
Summer lasted for 4 years
Policemen's helmets were red
And dogs were hexagonal

Instead of front doors we had a flap
Made out of fucking bullshit
Dad worked at the smelter's
And got paid in dildos

Carpets were so thin
You could fit one in your bum
And still have money left over
To oil your Wankel rotary engine.


KEVIN FUCKWIT, MIDDLESEX - TO GREAT APPLAUSE NO DOUBT

[Ferris]

That's very good

[easytarget]

Senior fucking chatters.

Yeah, well give this place thirty five years.