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Sir Lindsay Hoyle
9 (33.3%)
Harriet Harman
1 (3.7%)
Dame Eleanor Laing
0 (0%)
Chris Bryant
0 (0%)
Sir Edward Leigh
0 (0%)
Dame Rosie Winterton
0 (0%)
Shailesh Vara
0 (0%)
Sir Henry Bellingham
0 (0%)
Meg Hillier
0 (0%)
Raoul Moat
9 (33.3%)
Geoff Capes
3 (11.1%)
Terry Nutkins
1 (3.7%)
David Bellamy
1 (3.7%)
Mike Morris
1 (3.7%)
Björn Ulvaeus
0 (0%)
Tuppence Middleton
2 (7.4%)
Vagina Oldham
0 (0%)
Irving Nattrass
0 (0%)
John Cunt
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 27

Author Topic: The next Speaker of the House of Commons  (Read 3857 times)

Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #60 on: November 04, 2019, 11:35:39 PM »
Its like the ending of 2001 but chintzy

Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #61 on: November 05, 2019, 12:14:58 AM »
How come all these fuckers have Sky? Shouldn't they be running the country?

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Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #62 on: November 05, 2019, 12:17:28 AM »
And so the Speaker regenerates and we all say "the other one was MY speaker, he'll never live up to it"



I'm sure I've seen a photo of Bercow in those same socks.


Seen this chap as deputy, he's not been a patch on Bercow.  Maybe now he's "main" speaker he'll liven up a bit.  If not, at least we have the accent

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Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #63 on: November 05, 2019, 02:11:11 AM »

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Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #64 on: November 05, 2019, 05:19:56 AM »


Why is the telly on when he’s clearly not watching it? I don’t trust people who have the telly on all day.

Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #65 on: November 05, 2019, 05:31:21 AM »
On the downside, he was the one who propse renaming Heathrow after Diana when she died.

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Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #66 on: November 05, 2019, 09:15:46 AM »
Why is the telly on when he’s clearly not watching it? I don’t trust people who have the telly on all day.
its the rugby final and hes a british patriot. Come on britain!

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Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #67 on: November 05, 2019, 09:28:15 AM »

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Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #68 on: November 05, 2019, 09:34:39 AM »
Why is the telly on when he’s clearly not watching it? I don’t trust people who have the telly on all day.

He lives in a very empty pub and you should feel sorry for him.  The sound on the telly is off and he is blind.

Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #69 on: November 05, 2019, 09:36:01 AM »
Why is the telly on when he’s clearly not watching it? I don’t trust people who have the telly on all day.

He's watching it in a mirror across the room because his eyes are backwards.

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Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #70 on: November 05, 2019, 09:42:39 AM »
He's watching it in a mirror across the room because his eyes are backwards.

True, but he is also blind otherwise why would I have said that.

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Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #71 on: November 05, 2019, 09:44:30 AM »
So will there now need to be an election for a new deputy speaker to replace him?


Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #72 on: November 05, 2019, 09:47:16 AM »
True, but he is also blind otherwise why would I have said that.

Backwards blindness is perfect sight.

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Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #73 on: November 05, 2019, 10:12:02 AM »
Was going past the pubs on the bus at around 8pm last night, lots of Hoyle fans cheering and dancing outside the pub while Bryant fans were sulking. Police trying to keep the two crowds apart.

"He's not Speaker...He's not Speaker...He's not Speaker any more".

Could see Hoyle being dragged to the chair through the window on one of those massive tellies pubs have.

Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #74 on: November 05, 2019, 11:21:47 AM »
He's watching it in a mirror across the room because his eyes are backwards.


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Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #75 on: November 05, 2019, 01:18:45 PM »
even more disturbing

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Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #76 on: November 05, 2019, 04:53:42 PM »


What a sparse living room. Needs a coffee table or a dog.

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Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
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Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #81 on: November 06, 2019, 07:30:35 AM »
Lovely, all of those.

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Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #82 on: November 06, 2019, 08:04:09 AM »

Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #83 on: November 06, 2019, 10:02:09 AM »
Why is the telly on when he’s clearly not watching it? I don’t trust people who have the telly on all day.

He’s not watching it, he’s the speaker.

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Re: The next Speaker of the House of Commons
« Reply #84 on: November 06, 2019, 10:06:33 AM »
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