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The next Speaker of the House of Commons

Started by Noonling, October 28, 2019, 04:30:04 PM

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AUGHDUUUUUUUUURGH

Sir Lindsay Hoyle
9 (33.3%)
Harriet Harman
1 (3.7%)
Dame Eleanor Laing
0 (0%)
Chris Bryant
0 (0%)
Sir Edward Leigh
0 (0%)
Dame Rosie Winterton
0 (0%)
Shailesh Vara
0 (0%)
Sir Henry Bellingham
0 (0%)
Meg Hillier
0 (0%)
Raoul Moat
9 (33.3%)
Geoff Capes
3 (11.1%)
Terry Nutkins
1 (3.7%)
David Bellamy
1 (3.7%)
Mike Morris
1 (3.7%)
Björn Ulvaeus
0 (0%)
Tuppence Middleton
2 (7.4%)
Vagina Oldham
0 (0%)
Irving Nattrass
0 (0%)
John Cunt
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 27

idunnosomename


Sebastian Cobb

How come all these fuckers have Sky? Shouldn't they be running the country?

Cloud

And so the Speaker regenerates and we all say "the other one was MY speaker, he'll never live up to it"

Quote from: idunnosomename on November 04, 2019, 08:48:12 PM


I'm sure I've seen a photo of Bercow in those same socks.


Seen this chap as deputy, he's not been a patch on Bercow.  Maybe now he's "main" speaker he'll liven up a bit.  If not, at least we have the accent

wosl


Paul Calf

Quote from: idunnosomename on November 04, 2019, 08:48:12 PM


Why is the telly on when he's clearly not watching it? I don't trust people who have the telly on all day.

Quote from: buzby on November 04, 2019, 09:23:06 PM
On the downside, he was the one who propse renaming Heathrow after Diana when she died.

Candle in the Windsock International Airport

idunnosomename

Quote from: Paul Calf on November 05, 2019, 05:19:56 AM
Why is the telly on when he's clearly not watching it? I don't trust people who have the telly on all day.
its the rugby final and hes a british patriot. Come on britain!

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Quote from: Paul Calf on November 05, 2019, 05:19:56 AM
Why is the telly on when he's clearly not watching it? I don't trust people who have the telly on all day.

He lives in a very empty pub and you should feel sorry for him.  The sound on the telly is off and he is blind.

Quote from: Paul Calf on November 05, 2019, 05:19:56 AM
Why is the telly on when he's clearly not watching it? I don't trust people who have the telly on all day.

He's watching it in a mirror across the room because his eyes are backwards.

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Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on November 05, 2019, 09:36:01 AM
He's watching it in a mirror across the room because his eyes are backwards.

True, but he is also blind otherwise why would I have said that.

Fambo Number Mive

So will there now need to be an election for a new deputy speaker to replace him?


Quote from: Replies From View on November 05, 2019, 09:42:39 AM
True, but he is also blind otherwise why would I have said that.

Backwards blindness is perfect sight.

Fambo Number Mive

Was going past the pubs on the bus at around 8pm last night, lots of Hoyle fans cheering and dancing outside the pub while Bryant fans were sulking. Police trying to keep the two crowds apart.

"He's not Speaker...He's not Speaker...He's not Speaker any more".

Could see Hoyle being dragged to the chair through the window on one of those massive tellies pubs have.


chveik


dr_christian_troy





madhair60


shiftwork2


H-O-W-L


Quote from: Paul Calf on November 05, 2019, 05:19:56 AM
Why is the telly on when he's clearly not watching it? I don't trust people who have the telly on all day.

He's not watching it, he's the speaker.

Paul Calf