YUM, DELICIOUS MOUTHGAYS

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Rose-scented jellies of reformed ham given Christmas sprigs of the early 1960s, including warmed patio holly, plastic cherries and a dusting of white poster paint to evoke snow in this winter time:  YUM, DELICIOUS MOUTHGAYS

Alternations of blanched puffer fish and beetroot-stained smoked salmon on a pretentious rusty skewer:  YUM, DELICIOUS MOUTHGAYS

Remedied vegan putty clamped in layers of ungarnished Cathedral City cheddars or supermarket own-brand equivalent:  YUM, DELICIOUS MOUTHGAYS

Avalanche of weakened hominid arm-muscles drenched in a purée of unspecified lipids:  YUM, DELICIOUS MOUTHGAYS

[Glebe]

I'll take two!

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*gives two DELICIOUS MOUTHGAYS*

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Halcyon potato-green berets puffed with redirected adderfish, mandibles on sweaty charmpits lusted over by deranged harridan:  YUM, DELICIOUS MOUTHGAYS

[Glebe]

*gives two DELICIOUS MOUTHGAYS*

Mmmm, I enjoyed them, more to follow I hope!

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Are they recommended by sports nutritionists?

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Are they recommended by sports nutritionists?

Some of them are, yes.

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Mmmm, I enjoyed them, more to follow I hope!

The next ones aren't free, mind you.


Are you ready for them?

[hamfist]

They have these at Patisserie Valerie nowadays, £1.99

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They have these at Patisserie Valerie nowadays, £1.99

Not all of them, no.

[Glebe]

Any more going spare? Really enjoyed that last batch, yum!

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Any more going spare? Really enjoyed that last batch, yum!

I already said that if you want MORE you have TO PAY.

[Glebe]

I already said that if you want MORE you have TO PAY.

This is a scam.

[touchingcloth]

Do they come in vegan or hetero?

[popcorn]

Are these items rude?

[wosl]

Hello sir, I'm here for my free samples, please!  Looking forward to these, I've heard such good things about them.

[rasta-spouse]

This is a scam.

Just confirming, this is a SCAM.

I sent RfV some bounced bitcoin for some of his 'delicious mouthgays' and next day received a 50ft minaret with a religion inside. The call to prayer starts at 5am and is disturbing my kids' sleep. Furthermore, I'm raising my kids gay (like the Louis CK routine) but I'm yet to see any the knock on effects from the minaret on this.

[touchingcloth]

Do these operate in the same way as standard gays at all?

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Do these operate in the same way as standard gays at all?

Standard mouthgays, yes, albeit moreso.

[touchingcloth]

Standard mouthgays, yes, albeit moreso.

I've never had a mouthgay. What are the three main ways they differ from standard gays?

[wosl]

One of the ways in which they differ is that with these ones there are far fewer free samples going.

[Glebe]

Is this still a thing? Thought it had gone out of fashion!

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I've never had a mouthgay. What are the three main ways they differ from standard gays?

It depends what you mean by a standard gay.

[touchingcloth]

It depends what you mean by a standard gay.

Bog. Bog standard gays, like Liberace.

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Bog. Bog standard gays, like Liberace.

These do not have any natural correlation with mouthgays, no.

[Glebe]

You can't get them down my way any more. Pity.

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You can't get them down my way any more. Pity.

You've been hogging all the free ones so you don't get to feel sorry for yourself.

[wosl]

Get lost Glebe, you greedy freeloader.  There aren't anymore deilcious free mouthgums because your selfish snout has hoovered them all up :C

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Gay up my mouth, you worm.

[pancreas]

Are these items rude?

Sister, they are SHADY