YUM, DELICIOUS MOUTHGAYS

[touchingcloth]

Just come back from town and passed a bush where I spotted Glebe truffling for mouthgays. "Ware gays?", he shouted, "WARE GAYS?"

[popcorn]

Are homoslapz in Australia just rebranded mouthgays or are they just similar? Which came first?

[Glebe]

This is one of those threads you thing is going to disappear with 0 replies but ends up running to 100 pages, innit?

[Glebe]

Any word on the MOUTHGAYS? This might surprise you, but I need to know!

[Replies From View]

Any word on the MOUTHGAYS? This might surprise you, but I need to know!

The word on the MOUTHGAYS is that YOU'RE NOT FREELOADING ANY FURTHER MOUTHGAYS.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I like it when the fondant cream dribbles out of one end when you suck on them.

[touchingcloth]

Who will buy my yummy mouthgays?
Two chunks for a penny.

[Glebe]

The word on the MOUTHGAYS is that YOU'RE NOT FREELOADING ANY FURTHER MOUTHGAYS.

I don't want your fucking MOUTHGAYS anyway.

[Glebe]

Any updates? Need to know!

[popcorn]

Click here for updates.

[pancreas]

Can I just leave this here:

butterscotch

[wosl]

_{^butterscotch}                                   

[touchingcloth]

For me, Christmas Day is far less about the turkey than it is the mouthgays in blankets.

[Glebe]

Really interested in these DELICIOUS MOUTHGAYS, wonder if there's any new updates or info on them thanks in advance!

[wosl]

Freeze Gleze and keep your thieving mitts where we can see them!  Howeversomany confoundedly palatable mouthgayths may comprise a surfeit of whateversuchsize at this time of era, all are to be reserved for the neverhavehads.  YOU ARE NOT TO RECEIVE A SINGLE ONE IS THIS UNDERSTOOD SIR

[popcorn]

I am selling Mouthgays for £30 apiece.

[Glebe]

Freeze Gleze and keep your thieving mitts where we can see them!  Howeversomany confoundedly palatable mouthgayths may comprise a surfeit of whateversuchsize at this time of era, all are to be reserved for the neverhavehads.  YOU ARE NOT TO RECEIVE A SINGLE ONE IS THIS UNDERSTOOD SIR

Freeze Gleze?!? What are theez words, pleeze, which you speak with eaze?

[wosl]

Don't try to chage the subjenct you slippery scrounger.

[Glebe]

Don't try to chage the subjenct you slippery scrounger.

-MOUTHGAYS for all!

[Glebe]

Any news? Need to know!

[Clatty McCutcheon]

This might just be anecdotal but it seems that:

Prawn McGuffocks are increasing in popularity.

Crinkle-cut Nozenges are decreasing in popularity.

[Glebe]

This might just be anecdotal but it seems that:

Prawn McGuffocks are increasing in popularity.

Crinkle-cut Nozenges are decreasing in popularity.

[wosl]

Anyone pulling that sort of face while voluntarily dressed in a peach-coloured shirt and Japanese violet tie combination ought to take a jolly good look at themselves in the mirroire.  No delicious mouthgauge for the likes of him, I think we can safely say.

[Glebe]

MOUTHGAYS are off the menu, boys. As of Dec 1, the government has decided that any succulent off-shoots (such as DELICIOUS MOUTHGAYS) are to be banned under incoming Brexit laws prohibiting the consumption of homosexual oral beefs of any sort nor description. Sorry about that!

[Replies From View]

I said nothing at any point about them being homosexual.  You boys sure do jump to conclusions.

[popcorn]

They are not homosexual they are homo, in my imo.

[Glebe]

I said nothing at any point about them being homosexual.  You boys sure do jump to conclusions.

Hmmm, yes, us 'boys'... not so interested in the females now, are we? MOUTHGAYS, indeed!

[Glebe]

Any news on Mouthbums? Need to know! Any updates?