I have to go and work in Paris for two weeks

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Le Big Mac.

[Twit 2]

Roll around in dog shit then it's off to Cimetière du Montparnasse to get in grave.

[rectorofstiffkey]

We've just been to Paris, and I found out the hard way that most stuff is bookable in advance and, if you don't book, there are very long queues.  I left it too late and we ended up not really doing some of the big tourist things so if there's anything you really want to do, it might be an idea to plan ahead.  Still good though! 

[Neville Chamberlain]

Don't look now but you are already in Paris.

That was Venice, you wally.

[popcorn]

Well thank you for your suggestions everyone but unfortunately I've been stuck in the FUCKING hotel for the ENTIRE time doing FUCKING work without a break including a FUCKING interview assignment that took 10,000 FUCKING years and I have to get the receptionist to reset my FUCKING room key card every FUCKING time because it NEVER fucking WORKS

Mama mia!

[Dannyhood91]

Wear a french hat and go OH HE HO HE HO.
Throw yourself into the culture.

[Ham Bap]

Have a French wank

[momatt]

Have a French wank

Is that a bit like a French kiss?  Pretty much the same as a normal one, except you stick your tongue in?

[Old Gold Tooth]

Is that a bit like a French kiss?  Pretty much the same as a normal one, except you stick your tongue in?

Nah, it's just tossing yourself off within French borders. Post-tug croissant optional.

[momatt]

Nah, it's just tossing yourself off within French borders. Post-tug croissant optional.

That sounds rubbish.
I'm going to stick my tongue in anyway, just to spite you.

[poo]

most overrated place ever

[vanilla.coffee]

You'd have been better off going to Paris in the
the spring.