What LP is Jimmy Page buying at a record fair?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Does he still have a face like a shrivelled scrotum?

[Bennett Brauer]

Does he still have a face like a shrivelled scrotum?

He seems to be resembling Dudley Sutton more and more. Satan's Anti-Tinker.

 

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

He reminds me a bit of Charles Bukowski, another bollock-faced man.

[phantom_power]

You'd think he would already have it. It is a pretty well-known record

[Huxleys Babkins]

You'd think he would already have it. It is a pretty well-known record

He keeps buying them because Robert Plant convinced him that any copies which aren't total silence are mis-pressings and worth £4k a pop on the collector's market. He's got over 10,000 copies in a Lock n Store in Middlesex which he intends to shift should the Led Zep residuals dry up.

[thecuriousorange]

Unlike the last two Led Zep albums. Can't give those things away.

[SteveDave]

He looks like an old Chinese woman.

[idunnosomename]

Unlike the last two Led Zep albums. Can't give those things away.

hope youre slamming coda and not presence

[Bennett Brauer]

In Through the Out Door came in between. As bands' last two albums go, they're both pretty good.

[a duncandisorderly]

a black one

he will re-release it himself only coloured white

but of course.

[Head Gardener]

Here he is checking out his own record, he already has it so didn't buy it

[kaprisky]

Happy 78th birthday to Artie on Tuesday! (according to Wikipedia)

I was originally going to suggest Bert Jansch but then you said duo, still alive, and rich as Jimmy. Since he comes from that folky/skiffley background I guessed he would stick to that and that kind of narrowed it down to Paul and Artie or Chas and Dave, but one of them is dead. There were only five S&G studio albums and I figured that Bridge Over Troubled Water was too wet for him so plumped for Sounds of Silence.