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thecuriousorange

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I just had a rare steak
« on: November 02, 2019, 07:02:57 PM »
I think it was maybe more pink that it should be and now my stomach feels funny. Is it time to panic?

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2019, 07:04:59 PM »
Unless it was a steak made of pork no not really.

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2019, 07:05:10 PM »
Not really, there's not much potential for food poisoning from beef that hasn't been reformed and had the outside seared (i.e. all parts exposed to air have been cooked).

Your body probably doesn't like that you had a big dinner.

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2019, 07:06:54 PM »
Unless it was a steak made of pork no not really.

Actually I just Googled it and apparently it's been declared safe to eat raw pork? WTF?!

Maybe that advice is for dogs I dunno.

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2019, 07:08:38 PM »
I just fished a bunch of packets of chicken breasts out of the skip behind the Tesco Express, drained all the chicken juices into a pint glass and downed it in one. Tasted alright. Is it time to panic?

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2019, 07:10:21 PM »
Now Google is telling me that in Japan raw chicken is a delicacy?!

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2019, 07:11:47 PM »
This thread will end well...unlike the cow.

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2019, 07:12:36 PM »


#healthy

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2019, 07:19:35 PM »
Did you enjoy the steak?

Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2019, 07:20:36 PM »
Really sorry to hear that, you’ve probably got a cow growing inside you now.

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2019, 07:23:21 PM »
You are not going to get immediate food poisoning from a rare steak unless you're a millennial.

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2019, 07:25:46 PM »
I assume we’re talking about rare steak as in lightly cooked rather than from, say, a pangolin or bonobo.

Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2019, 07:30:31 PM »
Really sad that thecuriousorange has a pangolin growing inside him.

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2019, 07:31:02 PM »
Maybe that advice is for dogs I dunno.

It's all about what foods animals can eat in the wild.

I, using me as an an example, once knew an old lady who swallowed a fly. 

She died, but how she ended up there was a travesty.

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2019, 07:35:22 PM »
Really sad that thecuriousorange has a pangolin growing inside him.

I shall play the pangolin tonight, and I shall play it sadly.

Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2019, 07:39:43 PM »
😢

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Re: I just had a rare steak
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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2019, 08:53:05 PM »
Now Google is telling me that in Japan raw chicken is a delicacy?!

Raw meat is actually very healthy. Of course all the oven and kitchenware companies don't want you to know about this.

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2019, 09:18:28 PM »
Steaks are never rare now that we’ve got the Internet, you can just torrent them.

Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2019, 09:20:36 PM »
Vaccination has taken all the fun out of undercooked chicken. In Europe at least.

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2019, 09:23:18 PM »
Raw meat is actually very healthy. Of course all the oven and kitchenware companies don't want you to know about this.
It's all a ploy by "Big Warmth".

Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2019, 09:31:19 PM »


#healthy
that really makes me feel ill and it was cooked as a joke but if chicken was raised free of salmonella it'd be fine. It's just that's basically impossible

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2019, 09:38:47 PM »


#healthy

Raw chicken is ‘clean eating’?

People like that deserve to die of salmonella.

Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2019, 09:40:36 PM »

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2019, 09:42:33 PM »
Just about to have a curry and now wish I was dead.

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Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2019, 09:44:35 PM »
Was that posted by Ken M?
No! It was posted by Ken Hom(icide)

Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2019, 09:45:06 PM »
How do you eat raw meat and not get Salmonella?

Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2019, 09:49:17 PM »
Mate of mine years ago got woken up by his mum asking if he'd eaten the barbecue chicken when he'd got in the previous night. He admitted that he had then his mum told him that it was raw and was marinating. He said he could immediately remember the texture and went into a 3 day hangover, throwing up each time he thought about it.

Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2019, 10:11:37 PM »
How do you eat raw meat and not get Salmonella?
the meat isnt infected with salmonella

If you eat raw chicken you will probably survive. But theres also a roll of the dice between youll be both ending for the next couple of days

Re: I just had a rare steak
« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2019, 10:23:33 PM »
Mate of mine years ago got woken up by his mum asking if he'd eaten the barbecue chicken when he'd got in the previous night. He admitted that he had then his mum told him that it was raw and was marinating. He said he could immediately remember the texture and went into a 3 day hangover, throwing up each time he thought about it.

I once found some 'cake' in the back of the fridge. Only it wasn't cake, it was brie that had gone off and the top had gone brown like the chocolate bit on an eclair.