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No Nut November

Started by king_tubby, November 02, 2019, 09:24:30 PM

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So,

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Raoul Moat
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Total Members Voted: 28

king_tubby

Apparently this is a thing - people on the internet are not beating off for the entire month of November. For some reason that escapes me.

I expect absolutely ZERO people on here doing this. ZERO.

idunnosomename

Sorry i had one this afternoon. I abstained yesterday. Does that help cure cancer or anything?

bgmnts

I've wanked almost daily since I was 12ish, I aint stopping that run of form for no fad.

Dex Sawash

Castrated myself before reading thread

Spiteface

This kind of thing seems like the domain of the biggest posers ever.

Fuck 'em, I live on a diet of lesbian filth. I'm nutting right now.

Dr Rock


idunnosomename

Yesterday was a Holy Day of Obligation so Jesus will look on me well for not nutting.

All Souls though? Cum buckets. Try not to let it spill onto a choirboy's face though, optics.

imitationleather

People are always going on about this on another forum I use*. I assumed it was satire or something?





*The PornHub video comments section.

poo

Absolute load of cunting bollocks.

oy vey

Does this include wanking off others? Asking for a friend who wanks me off.

Twed


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Is this just for men, or are women expected not to thrapp their tuppence as well?

Sin Agog

Every Like this post gets=12 years without jerking off (plus leap days)

idunnosomename

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on November 02, 2019, 09:39:59 PM
Is this just for men, or are women expected not to thrapp their tuppence as well?
*glinner rises in indignant fury*

Bennett Brauer

What's Jesus going to look at now?

Stoneage Dinosaurs

I haven't wanked for over a year now, doctor's orders. Although I am now  starting to think he was taking the piss and doubting his medical credentials a tad. Still, not going to start again anytime soon, can't be too careful you know.

Stoneage Dinosaurs

Fun fact: if you say 'jerking off' in a Scouse accent, you actually get the same level of pleasure as an actual jerking off orgasm.

idunnosomename

Ive got a doctorate: have a monster wank

Cloud

There are too many "month alliteration" self deprivation things already, we don't need another.

Just why? Is it a Jordan Peterson thing, has he suggested to all the young men they should stop sinning for a month and tidy their rooms?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Several years back there was a Not Wank Off contest on here wasn't there? So we are one to talk/not wank.

kittens

i've invented a system that allows men to live their lives completely devoid of the need to ever wank off. this is a truly life changing opportunity. pm me for details.

Stoneage Dinosaurs

kittens you did not invent the Dick Chopper. Cease and desist now.

kittens

o.k. i didn't invent it but i perfected it. tell me you don't love the job i did on you.

Stoneage Dinosaurs

Fair play pal, no problems with the dick chopping at all that was an absolutely textbook job. It would have been better if you're done the bollocks too however because I think the frustration is actually now worse than when I had a working set of dick and bollocks. Still, 9/10 overall I'd say

Bennett Brauer

Quote from: Cloud on November 02, 2019, 10:31:56 PM
There are too many "month alliteration" self deprivation things already, we don't need another.

I wanted everyone to change Dry January to January Jones, a better description of the terrible month-long craving. Didn't happen.

Small Man Big Horse

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on November 02, 2019, 10:55:38 PM
Several years back there was a Not Wank Off contest on here wasn't there? So we are one to talk/not wank.

There's one most years, but I've been banned due to performance enhancing drugs.

Glebe


koeman

Quote from: idunnosomename on November 02, 2019, 09:26:29 PM
Sorry i had one this afternoon. I abstained yesterday. Does that help cure cancer or anything?

You stained your abs yesterday?

Brian Freeze

Someone was telling us about this recently, reckons his sons mates have a bash at this, then in December its one on the first, two on the second, three on the third etc.

The ninth of December is the alleged record.


Butchers Blind

Is this for charity?  Where do you get sponsorship forms?