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nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« on: November 04, 2019, 05:22:24 PM »
nice hotel Bath or Bristol thx

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2019, 05:23:49 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2019, 05:28:39 PM »
Premier Inn

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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2019, 05:29:45 PM »
Richard Wattis.

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2019, 05:38:19 PM »
sleep on my toilet floor

Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2019, 05:38:55 PM »
I stayed in the hotel du vin in Bristol and I met Nick Knowles in the bar.

He is a cunt, but the hotel is very nice

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2019, 05:41:36 PM »
Gary Inn

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2019, 05:50:18 PM »
Travelodge

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2019, 06:05:05 PM »
Hotel du Crap

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2019, 06:07:13 PM »
Snow Hill Tower Block

Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2019, 06:10:13 PM »
never understood the point of baths in hotels myself.

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2019, 06:13:10 PM »
Gaycum Excelsis Bath Parkway

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2019, 06:13:50 PM »
Gary Inn

Actually no, scrap the last post, that one.

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« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2019, 06:16:06 PM »
Dog Inn

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2019, 06:26:04 PM »
The Cecil Hotel

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2019, 06:32:09 PM »
Stop fucking about and get yourself in ‘Spoons hotel.

Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2019, 06:45:20 PM »
Stayed at the Royal Marriott in Bristol a handful of times. Decent enough, quite smart, quiet, warm, rooms big and comfy, proper buffet breakfast. Went to the Jap restaurant opposite loads, really good soup noodles and always full of Chinese students. Get a few Asahi down you and fried dumplings and soak it up reading your phone and eavesdropping. Six tinnies from Tesco Express and swerve the shitty conference crap in the evening and get wrecked on my bill playing Switch. Great fun. Conference type shit canapé lunch is too boss, buddy. Tuck in. Massive Partridge w*** with the angled m****r and bidet a**l frenzy.

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2019, 06:47:55 PM »
place called the orangery in bath was decent.

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2019, 06:53:24 PM »
If you're just looking for a base to chuck your bag down, shower and sleep and don't need to swing a cat in the room, Z hotel in bath is really good.

Right in the centre without getting much noise and in the evening there was an hour or two of free wine you could go nuts on in the lobby .

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2019, 07:08:30 PM »
The YHA in Bath has been refurbished, bit of a hike up a hill but that’s bath for you

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« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2019, 07:44:27 PM »
Roni Size's brown paper bag hotel

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2019, 07:50:41 PM »
get on your knees and beg for the privilege of sleeping on my dirty toilet floor

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2019, 07:52:17 PM »
I charge only £20 for you to sleep on my toilet floor. The toilet paper is scented!

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2019, 07:58:02 PM »
The toilet paper is scented!

Yeah. Of shit. He got bought his first roll in the '80s and just hangs it back up after each use. Over and over and over again. :/

Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2019, 08:12:14 PM »
thx going amsterdam now

Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2019, 08:26:51 PM »
I stayed in the hotel du vin in Bristol and I met Nick Knowles in the bar.

He is a cunt, but the hotel is very nice

I met Bob Mortimer at the Radisson Blu.

Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2019, 08:50:29 PM »
Bristol is much nicer than Bath on every level except Roman remains

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2019, 12:26:52 AM »
Stayed at the Francis in Bath. It is a Sofitel. Wife loved it.

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Re: nice hotel Bath or Bristol
« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2019, 12:32:01 AM »
What's a sofitel?  I'm assuming "sofi" is the plural of sofa but how does that correspond to the "ho" in hotel?

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« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2019, 03:59:44 AM »
It comes from 'so fit', young person's parlance for 'good looking'.

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