Stayed at the Royal Marriott in Bristol a handful of times. Decent enough, quite smart, quiet, warm, rooms big and comfy, proper buffet breakfast. Went to the Jap restaurant opposite loads, really good soup noodles and always full of Chinese students. Get a few Asahi down you and fried dumplings and soak it up reading your phone and eavesdropping. Six tinnies from Tesco Express and swerve the shitty conference crap in the evening and get wrecked on my bill playing Switch. Great fun. Conference type shit canapé lunch is too boss, buddy. Tuck in. Massive Partridge w*** with the angled m****r and bidet a**l frenzy.