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Twit 2

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It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« on: November 06, 2019, 07:34:33 PM »
What’s your plan? Which country will you move to?
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bgmnts

Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2019, 07:36:29 PM »
My island.

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Funcrusher

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2019, 07:37:27 PM »
Won't be moving anywhere as I'll still be on remand for GBH for punching you in the cock for starting this thread.
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chveik

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2019, 07:40:03 PM »
are you proud of this op? do you think it's representative of your best work?
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idunnosomename

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2019, 07:42:03 PM »
Ive jumped out of a window and im not even dead. Just broken my legs and given severe trauma to my spine. An ambulance comes but they just laugh and drive off.
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pancreas

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2019, 07:44:16 PM »
Is this to replace the happiness thread
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imitationleather

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2019, 07:48:15 PM »
Will hopefully be run over by a car driven by a rat.
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Zetetic

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2019, 07:49:01 PM »
Think I'd wait to see if my Christmas Eve/Dead Corbyn prediction comes to pass and then start begging people with German passports to marry me.
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shiftwork2

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2019, 07:56:59 PM »
Maximum booze from 13th-31st Dec then dead from said booze on Jan 1st.
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chveik

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2019, 07:57:24 PM »
Quote from: imitationleather on November 06, 2019, 07:48:15 PM
Will hopefully be run over by a car driven by a rat.

I'm really enjoying this running gag
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Lord Mandrake

Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2019, 07:59:24 PM »
Not arsed, cigs.
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canadagoose

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2019, 08:02:12 PM »
Dunno, probably sit on my arse or something.
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buttgammon

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2019, 08:11:56 PM »
Stay put in Ireland and count down the days until next July when I can finally apply for my Irish passport.
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canadagoose

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2019, 08:17:46 PM »
Quote from: buttgammon on November 06, 2019, 08:11:56 PM
Stay put in Ireland and count down the days until next July when I can finally apply for my Irish passport.
You lucky shite. I wish I lived over there sometimes.
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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2019, 08:36:27 PM »
Is Jo Swindon prime minister? Hahaha
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poo

Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2019, 08:42:49 PM »
Last day of teaching. Get cunted.
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Pinball

Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2019, 09:30:41 PM »
Labour has already lost, and we all know it.
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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2019, 09:36:12 PM »

England
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Pranet

Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2019, 10:13:54 PM »
When the tories won in 2015 my dad died shortly afterwards, which really took my mind off it. Thanks dad. Perhaps mum will go this time. Sort of running out of relatives though.
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NJ Uncut

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2019, 10:16:11 PM »
Quote from: Twit 2 on November 06, 2019, 07:34:33 PM
What’s your plan? Which country will you move to?

I survived Universal Credit for three years.

I'd say "do your worst" but they, the Tories, already are...
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Noonling

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2019, 10:32:28 PM »
Quote from: NJ Uncut on November 06, 2019, 10:16:11 PM
I survived Universal Credit for three years.

I'd say "do your worst" but they, the Tories, already are...

I admire your optimism.
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NJ Uncut

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2019, 10:34:28 PM »
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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2019, 10:39:13 PM »
Quote from: Pinball on November 06, 2019, 09:30:41 PM
Labour has already lost, and we all know it.
I think the chances of a Lab-LD coalition are good but you can never tell with Swinson. It should be a straightforward proposition  but Swinson and Johnson are capable of all sorts of fuckery. It's put me off making a bet for now.
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Buelligan

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2019, 10:55:51 PM »
Quote from: Pinball on November 06, 2019, 09:30:41 PM
Labour has already lost, and we all know it.

This really fills me with optimism, even fuller than normal.  You, Pinball, although you rarely post (at least in GB) stand out in my memory as an absolute and complete tit.  Anything you say is almost certain to be absolute balderdash. 

Whatever happens in the future, the fact that you think this when clearly, Labour haven't lost, makes me feel that they're going to win.  So thank you, dear, lovely, Pinbollocks.
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Twed

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2019, 10:57:34 PM »
Quote from: Twit 2 on November 06, 2019, 07:34:33 PM
What’s your plan? Which country will you move to?
Follow my excellent plan of collecting all of the worst possible citizenships.
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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2019, 10:58:19 PM »
I have a day off on 13th December, and will probably do what I did last election, namely watch the election results coverage with a few British mates here in Vienna, and then pass out until noon. The friends I will be watching with will be voting for the last time until the 15 year rule. I renounced citizenship last year, so will have a detached air of levity.
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Twit 2

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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2019, 10:58:31 PM »
Quote from: Buelligan on November 06, 2019, 10:55:51 PM
This really fills me with optimism, even fuller than normal.  You, Pinball, although you rarely post (at least in GB) stand out in my memory as an absolute and complete tit.  Anything you say is almost certain to be absolute balderdash. 

Whatever happens in the future, the fact that you think this when clearly, Labour haven't lost, makes me feel that they're going to win.  So thank you, dear, lovely, Pinbollocks.

The right wing tedium bots on here all said Corbyn would be gone in a week/month/year. They must drink from the same irradiated puddle as Johnson.
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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2019, 11:26:51 PM »
Quote from: Pinball on November 06, 2019, 09:30:41 PM
Labour has already lost, and we all know it. I don't want Labour to win


Oh really cheers new information valuable
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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2019, 12:06:07 AM »
Quote from: Pinball on November 06, 2019, 09:30:41 PM
Labour has already lost, and we all know it.

don't
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Re: It’s December 13th and Labour have lost
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2019, 03:07:18 AM »
>not already left the uk

cant even relate lmao
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