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Tom Watson resigned
« on: November 06, 2019, 08:05:00 PM »

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Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2019, 08:05:40 PM »
CAN EVERYONE HEAR MY PROSTATE PURRING?

Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2019, 08:06:38 PM »
Tom Watsgone

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Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2019, 08:08:05 PM »
Tom Watsgone

I came here to post that you ABSOLUTE CUNT


(Actually I was going to say Tom Watgone which is better to be honest)

Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2019, 08:08:46 PM »
Yes! Good fucking riddance.

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Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2019, 08:09:44 PM »
Jeremy gave him horseradish plants (horseradish meaning "strong radish" of course in the language of flowers):

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1192170148809125889

An implied threat to his children there? Will Corbyn do to them what he did to the kulaks?

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Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2019, 08:10:38 PM »
But who will be 'Kuenssburg: Unamed Labour source says Corbyn fucks dogs, and wants to kill the first born of all white English men and replace them with immigrants' now?

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Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2019, 08:11:57 PM »
Can we please have the happiness thread back for one more page?

Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2019, 08:12:49 PM »
Joining the Lib Dems in 3...2...1...

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Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2019, 08:13:28 PM »
Surprised his resignation letter was so decent. Thought he'd have put the boot in to Jeremy. I haven't checked his Twitter but I bet George Galloway is taking credit for it already.

Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2019, 08:14:20 PM »
Fucksake the 'brief glimpses of happiness' thread has been locked.

Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2019, 08:14:33 PM »
oh my gAWWWWWD

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Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2019, 08:15:01 PM »
Can we please have the happiness thread back for one more page?


Zetetic

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Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2019, 08:15:44 PM »
Joining the Lib Dems in 3...2...1...

Noting rumours of other standings-down of Watson's ilk in the near future.

I imagine that many might well genuinely believe the party is fucked at this election (and that they are within it if not).

Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2019, 08:16:53 PM »
Resigned serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy land

Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2019, 08:17:06 PM »
please jess phillips next my quivering anus

Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2019, 08:18:21 PM »
And give back all that crowdfunding money and stop claiming expenses for her and her husband? More chance of shit from a rocking horse mate.

Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2019, 08:19:13 PM »
well hopefully she'll just lose her seat then

Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2019, 08:22:37 PM »
And give back all that crowdfunding money and stop claiming expenses for her and her husband? More chance of shit from a rocking horse mate.

He won't have received any crowdfunding money

Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2019, 08:23:32 PM »
shes probably literally pissing it away now dancing with her mates

Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2019, 08:24:11 PM »
Tom Wats - off.


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Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2019, 08:25:01 PM »
Well I didn't have that on my election bingo board.

It's going to be real fucking interesting to see the fallout from this.

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Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2019, 08:27:12 PM »
Tom Wats-on-the-agenda-now-I’ve-finished-shielding-paedophiles-and-undermining-social-democracy.

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Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2019, 08:28:24 PM »
It's going to be real fucking interesting to see the fallout from this.

The main fallout will be having a new deputy leader who actually does their job of calling the press and TV to task for the constant lying about Labour instead of having somebody who contributes to and is acquiescent toward the lies.

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Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2019, 08:28:50 PM »
Good, he was problematic for Labour, who are in full swing election mode and can't afford traitors

Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2019, 08:28:53 PM »
I'm suspicious of his motives and wonder what he has in store for a few weeks time. I feel like this is just a way to absolve him of having to make even a half-hearted attempt to argue for Labour. He desperately wants Corbyn to lose, but it's hard to slate him too hard when it affects your own position. Now he's on the outside pissing in.

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Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2019, 08:31:00 PM »
Good, he was problematic for Labour, who are in full swing election mode and can't afford traitors
I don't see how this makes any difference to that.

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Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2019, 08:32:21 PM »
I'm suspicious of his motives and wonder what he has in store for a few weeks time. I feel like this is just a way to absolve him of having to make even a half-hearted attempt to argue for Labour. He desperately wants Corbyn to lose, but it's hard to slate him too hard when it affects your own position. Now he's on the outside pissing in.

Yeah but he’s pissing onto a zipped-closed entrance so the joke is on him and all over his ample trousers.

And a dog is now pissing on him as well, haha didn’t spot that at first.

Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2019, 08:34:47 PM »
I'm suspicious of his motives and wonder what he has in store for a few weeks time. I feel like this is just a way to absolve him of having to make even a half-hearted attempt to argue for Labour. He desperately wants Corbyn to lose, but it's hard to slate him too hard when it affects your own position. Now he's on the outside pissing in.

Yeah but who cares what he thinks now?

Column in The Sun I reckon, full circle.

Re: Tom Watson resigned
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2019, 08:39:00 PM »
Now he's on the outside pissing in.
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