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Bad stuff you have done for which you feel no remorse

Started by madhair60, November 07, 2019, 11:10:49 AM

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madhair60

Quote from: Kelvin on November 14, 2019, 04:00:28 AM
I know it defeats the point of this thread, but can I just say that dropping a pint glass on someone is fucking evil, regardless of what they did.

Yeah? What if he wore a kid on each finger like they were hula hoops? A pint glass is nothing by comparison.

Kelvin

Quote from: madhair60 on November 14, 2019, 11:41:59 AM
Yeah? What if he wore a kid on each finger like they were hula hoops?

What if that was the quickest way to get ten kids away from a bomb?

madhair60

Well obviously that would be fine. I had not thought of that.

SteK

Quote from: Kelvin on November 14, 2019, 04:00:28 AM
I know it defeats the point of this thread, but can I just say that dropping a pint glass on someone is fucking evil, regardless of what they did.

That wee lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here 'till I find oot what cunt done it.

Twed

Quote from: Kelvin on November 14, 2019, 12:41:44 PM
What if that was the quickest way to get ten kids away from a bomb?
This is very good Kelvin.

H-O-W-L

Smacked a bloke so hard he fell over a waist-high wall and dropped a good four feet after he tried to knock out my housemate's crutches. Nae fucking regrets. Nae regrets, man. Right rum cunt he was. Only regret is that it wasn't a sheer drop into the infinitum beyond.

Small Man Big Horse

Pissed on a child. Though to be fair I was a child at the time as well.

imitationleather


Jockice

Pissed on my brother in law's back. But I was ten, he was spinning me round and wouldn't stop even though I told him I needed a pee. He was wearing a light blue t-shirt so it really showed up. And he turned out to be a peado anyway, so he probably enjoyed it.

Jockice

Quote from: H-O-W-L on November 15, 2019, 01:37:54 AM
Smacked a bloke so hard he fell over a waist-high wall and dropped a good four feet after he tried to knock out my housemate's crutches. Nae fucking regrets. Nae regrets, man. Right rum cunt he was. Only regret is that it wasn't a sheer drop into the infinitum beyond.

Punched someone in the face after he came up behind me at an Arab Strap concert and tried to kick my crutches away. Not the only time something like that happened. Amazingly I got him a good one in his mouth  without falling over. Then the bouncers, who had obviously seen what happened, threw him out then one of his mates started on me, pushed me over, the police got called, he got arrested and I had to be escorted by bouncers back to my car. Nice quiet night out.

And the same goes for the drunk bloke who I hit between the legs with a crutch when he was hassling me in the city centre one lunchtime.  The police (who must have seen it on the shopping centre's cctv) stopped me on my way back to the office and quizzed me about it but accepted my explanation that I just wanted to be left alone and this wanker didn't want to leave me alone.

But of course, nobody really picks on disabled people. We're imagining it or bringing it on ourselves.

Jockice

Quote from: H-O-W-L on November 15, 2019, 01:37:54 AM
Smacked a bloke so hard he fell over a waist-high wall and dropped a good four feet after he tried to knock out my housemate's crutches. Nae fucking regrets. Nae regrets, man. Right rum cunt he was. Only regret is that it wasn't a sheer drop into the infinitum beyond.

PS, that's unusual for a cunt to try and do it in front of someone else. Every single time it happened to me I was on my own.

Lost Oliver

Made tea for my mate and put salt in it. He complained of course so I made sure that the next time I made it I put 20 spoonfuls of sugar.

"Oh sorry mate, I thought you said you wanted sugar. Make up your mind fgs!"

Icehaven

Quote from: Lost Oliver on November 15, 2019, 09:38:33 AM
Made tea for my mate and put salt in it. He complained of course so I made sure that the next time I made it I put 20 spoonfuls of sugar.

"Oh sorry mate, I thought you said you wanted sugar. Make up your mind fgs!"

A few of us had gone back to a friend's house after a night out and I'd decided I wanted cereal, held everyone up from watching The Crow for the 95th time while I stumbled round the kitchen making this bowl of Raisin Splitz, finally came and sat down, took one mouthful and had to chuck the rest away as I'd poured salt instead of sugar on it.

H-O-W-L

Quote from: Jockice on November 15, 2019, 09:16:33 AM
PS, that's unusual for a cunt to try and do it in front of someone else. Every single time it happened to me I was on my own.

There was an extended argument beforehand about my friend cutting him up or blocking him from parking or something like that. I wasn't present for the argument itself, though. I came up to find said cunt already shouting at my mate and getting quite close before he tried to kick his crutches out. Even if my housemate was in the wrong you really don't go for a move like that then expect to get away with it.

SteK

What about reverse lack of remorse?

Back in the 80's my bro was caught driving a flat-back (with seven builders dicking about on the back of it), got stopped by the police and given a producer as he 'didn't have his licence on him'. Trouble is he only had a provisional, and as I had a full licence, he gave the copper my name so I had to to produce as him.

I was fucking livid, in a total dilemma, do I refuse and dob him, or risk getting caught myself. Anyway I did it, and got away with it.

Thing is he still thinks there's no issue cos I'm his brother and have no choice, he'd do same for me etc. No remorse, never even apologised or even pleaded at the time, just assumed I'd do it.

Getting wound up thinking about it now, must FaceTime him and press him for an apology!

Mister Six


Ferris

I grew up hunting/fishing in my youth - depending on your opinion, that's bad (I reckon it's fine though).

Not really considered that before.

Jockice

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Quote from: H-O-W-L on November 15, 2019, 05:58:18 PM
There was an extended argument beforehand about my friend cutting him up or blocking him from parking or something like that. I wasn't present for the argument itself, though. I came up to find said cunt already shouting at my mate and getting quite close before he tried to kick his crutches out. Even if my housemate was in the wrong you really don't go for a move like that then expect to get away with it.

You'd be surprised at some of the things people do and expect to get away with if you look like an easy target. About 15 years ago I went to a Buzzcocks concert with a group of mates. They went up the front, I stayed at the back and at one point I went to lean on a barrier near the mixing desk without realising a group of lads - none of who seemed to be disabled - had reserved it as their personal property. I was held in a headlock, had beer thrown at me (most of which missed) and told by what seemed to be the head of their gang that he 'went to the gym' and 'did training' so I shouldn't mess with him. Not that he's a closet gay or anything of course. He probably went home and had a wank over it, the dirty old bollocks.

Now if my friends up the front had seen this there would have been a reaction. There were more of us than there were of them and although my lot weren't troublemakers I know that several of them wouldn't have backed down or tolerated it. There would have been bloodshed. So all I did was move out of the bunch of cunts' way. Also my dad was due to go on holiday the following week for the first time since my mum died and I knew if he'd heard anything about it he'd have panicked and insisted on staying around.

But looking back I really wish I'd unleashed the forces of Gav, Tricky etc on them. The wankers would have got the hammering they deserved and crawled back to their miserable shitty little lives, which I hope have been absolutely joyless since and hopefully ended by premature and painful deaths during which their final memories were of bullying a little specky bloke on crutches and how he's much more of a man than they ever were. Because I may not be much of a man but I'm infinitely better than that. Subhuman scum.






SteK

I was in the town centre some years ago, and this woman was struggling to reverse/parallel park into a space. Think the space was about 750 foot long so pretty tight for a woman driver.

Anyway I kindly guided her/patronised her parking with the usual male mix of hand gestures, left hand down etc, and she opened her door, for she was wrong-side parking, and said 'I can handle it' ie 'fuck off' in an American accent, which she either put on or was actually American.

So I wandered off and let her get on with it and then heard a crunch and the unmistakable sound of breaking rearlight cluster/headlamp glass/perspex.

I looked back and she had indeed ballsed-up a relatively simple parking procedure. I raised an inner chuckle and continued my journey to B&Q for some tungsten-tipped screws.


Jockice

Quote from: SteK on November 16, 2019, 03:03:20 PM
I was in the town centre some years ago, and this woman was struggling to reverse/parallel park into a space. Think the space was about 750 foot long so pretty tight for a woman driver.

Anyway I kindly guided her/patronised her parking with the usual male mix of hand gestures, left hand down etc, and she opened her door, for she was wrong-side parking, and said 'I can handle it' ie 'fuck off' in an American accent, which she either put on or was actually American.

So I wandered off and let her get on with it and then heard a crunch and the unmistakable sound of breaking rearlight cluster/headlamp glass/perspex.

I looked back and she had indeed ballsed-up a relatively simple parking procedure. I raised an inner chuckle and continued my journey to B&Q for some tungsten-tipped screws.


A few years ago I got the use of a Cumbrian cottage for the weekend, so invited a group of friends up. The entrance to the parking space was very narrow with no way I could turn so I had to reverse out. I asked one of them to guide me. He stood behind the car mouthing 'come on', 'keep going' etc and making hand gestures. Then CRUNCH. I'd gone straight into a fence post which wasn't visible from the driver's seat. I said to Stu: "Why didn't you tell me about that?" To which he replied: "I thought you could see it!" Er, no. That's why was asking you to guide me. I wasn't just doing it to make sure you didn't get bored or something.

I got my own back by keeping reversing and squashing him flat and then running him over several times to make sure he was dead and then fed his body to foxes.(Fantasy sequence).

Jockice

Quote from: Jockice on November 16, 2019, 07:30:06 AM

But looking back I really wish I'd unleashed the forces of Gav, Tricky etc on them.

Not the trip-hop star incidentally. His real name's Simon. But his surname (almost) rhymes with Tricky. So now you know.

H-O-W-L

Quote from: Jockice on November 16, 2019, 07:30:06 AM
You'd be surprised at some of the things people do and expect to get away with if you look like an easy target.

Obviously it doesn't compare to a physical disability but I'm a natural ginger, wear glasses, and have a right-side limp, so I get people assuming I'm an easy target on the regular so I can believe that it only gets worse if you've got more vulnerable-seeming traits.

idunnosomename

Pissed on a 28-year-old man. However I was a child at the time

Jockice

Quote from: H-O-W-L on November 17, 2019, 12:04:04 PM
Obviously it doesn't compare to a physical disability but I'm a natural ginger, wear glasses, and have a right-side limp, so I get people assuming I'm an easy target on the regular so I can believe that it only gets worse if you've got more vulnerable-seeming traits.

Are you me? Thankfully I didn't wear specs when I was at school and didn't use crutches until I was in my mid-20s but I got it then (and before then) too. If anything, I get less now that I use a wheelchair. Although of course it's still considered absolutely okay to say anything you want about my hair colour, no matter how offensive or insulting. Just teasing apparently.