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Fundamentally Flawed Pink Floyd

Started by Huxleys Babkins, November 07, 2019, 02:48:07 PM

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Nick Mason can't drive his new Ferrari cos he's got no eyes.

David Gilmour drinks Fairy liquid because he never learned to read.

Rick Wright can't cry at his mum's funeral because he sold his tear ducts to Dave Harris from Fashion in 1983.

Nick Mason can't play the drums because his fingers are Pepperamis.

Syd Barrett refuses to acknowledge the existence of black people.


NJ Uncut



Ferris


BlodwynPig


BlodwynPig

There is no dark side of the moon really, in fact there is no moon at all

Johnny Yesno


Glebe

"We need a big organ solo here."

"We ain't got no organ."

"Fuck sake. I mean it's fundamental, innit?"

Roger Waters can't eat apples because his teeth are made of piss.

Gregory Torso

Roger Waters falls through the Wall while David Gilmour makes a face.

Glebe

Nick Mason discovers he actually had no hands and, with the illusion broken, all recordings of his drums evaporate.

popcorn

David Gilmour can't play guitar at all.

wosl

"And then, just as you're blissfully enjoying Rick's mellow tinkling and Dave's balmy slides, we thought we'd put in this shrieking vocalist to wail all over it.."

greenman

Water's wasn't trained not to spit on the fans.

Ferris

Quote from: Glebe on November 08, 2019, 08:49:18 AM
"We need a big organ solo here."

"We ain't got no organ."

"Fuck sake. I mean it's fundamental, innit?"

The sessions are consistently, and irreparably, ruined by Dave Gilmour making jokes about his "big organ hurr hurr hurr"

Glebe

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on November 09, 2019, 12:09:11 AMThe sessions are consistently, and irreparably, ruined by Dave Gilmour making jokes about his "big organ hurr hurr hurr"

Even worse, Gilmour's innuendos are included with the spoken bits on Dark Side of the Moon.

Glebe

It turns out Pink Floyd don't have any money so they can't make any records.

NJ Uncut

FFPF release a track that's just footsteps and breathing

AGAIN