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Fundamentally Flawed Pink Floyd
« on: November 07, 2019, 02:48:07 PM »
Nick Mason can't drive his new Ferrari cos he's got no eyes.

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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2019, 02:50:13 PM »
David Gilmour drinks Fairy liquid because he never learned to read.

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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2019, 02:54:05 PM »
Rick Wright can't cry at his mum's funeral because he sold his tear ducts to Dave Harris from Fashion in 1983.

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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2019, 02:55:54 PM »
Nick Mason can't play the drums because his fingers are Pepperamis.

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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2019, 02:57:55 PM »
Syd Barrett refuses to acknowledge the existence of black people.

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Re: Fundamentally Flawed Pink Floyd
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2019, 03:00:11 PM »
IIIIIIIII
have become
fundamentally flawed

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« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2019, 03:25:44 PM »
The band continue without Syd.

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« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2019, 05:57:57 PM »
:O

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« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2019, 07:51:27 PM »
Wish We Weren’t Here

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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2019, 07:52:26 PM »
Flanimals

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« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2019, 07:54:07 PM »
There is no dark side of the moon really, in fact there is no moon at all

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Re: Fundamentally Flawed Pink Floyd
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2019, 05:20:45 AM »
Tautological thread titles.

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Re: Fundamentally Flawed Pink Floyd
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2019, 08:49:18 AM »
"We need a big organ solo here."

"We ain't got no organ."

"Fuck sake. I mean it's fundamental, innit?"

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« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2019, 11:50:15 AM »
Roger Waters can't eat apples because his teeth are made of piss.

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« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2019, 12:55:52 PM »
Roger Waters falls through the Wall while David Gilmour makes a face.

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« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2019, 01:01:05 PM »
Nick Mason discovers he actually had no hands and, with the illusion broken, all recordings of his drums evaporate.

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« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2019, 04:13:31 PM »
David Gilmour can't play guitar at all.

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Re: Fundamentally Flawed Pink Floyd
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2019, 05:28:08 PM »
"And then, just as you're blissfully enjoying Rick's mellow tinkling and Dave's balmy slides, we thought we'd put in this shrieking vocalist to wail all over it.."

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« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2019, 05:49:41 PM »
Water's wasn't trained not to spit on the fans.

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Re: Fundamentally Flawed Pink Floyd
« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2019, 12:09:11 AM »
"We need a big organ solo here."

"We ain't got no organ."

"Fuck sake. I mean it's fundamental, innit?"

The sessions are consistently, and irreparably, ruined by Dave Gilmour making jokes about his “big organ hurr hurr hurr”

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« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2019, 01:33:51 AM »
The sessions are consistently, and irreparably, ruined by Dave Gilmour making jokes about his “big organ hurr hurr hurr”

Even worse, Gilmour's innuendos are included with the spoken bits on Dark Side of the Moon.

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Re: Fundamentally Flawed Pink Floyd
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2019, 08:34:18 AM »
It turns out Pink Floyd don't have any money so they can't make any records.

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Re: Fundamentally Flawed Pink Floyd
« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2019, 12:15:12 PM »
FFPF release a track that's just footsteps and breathing

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