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Blotz Spirit

Started by BlodwynPig, November 08, 2019, 07:28:46 AM

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BlodwynPig

South Yorkshire flooded. Let's look at some godawful journalism littered with tales of Broken Britain's Blotz Spirit

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50341846

QuoteIn Sheffield, hundreds of people - including those attending the Christmas Live event, which was cancelled - were kept inside Meadowhall centre by police after the surrounding streets were flooded.

QuoteIt was "horrible" and "quite scary", she said, adding that Primark stayed open late, with her and many others buying pyjamas after getting wet in the rain.

Quotehe could use "aprons" as a pillow.

QuoteShe said coffee chain Starbucks gave out free cookies and a man who was also stranded shared a box of crisps he had bought.

Quotepeople were "stressed, tired and bored" in the centre.

Quote"There's people in suits sleeping, one guy in a Tesco uniform," he added. "Time to die"

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Known as Meadowhell for a reason.

Yes, it's the moral turpitude and ritual branding with hot irons.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

What kind of cunt buys a whole *box* of crisps?

idunnosomename

I thought it meant like posh pringles. Not just one of those boxes in newsagents with the circular hole in the front full of Space Raiders.

Buelligan

End of the World as we know it.

idunnosomename

Wash doncaster away like the big turd it is

BlodwynPig

People were stressed, tired and bored in the centre

Just an average day in beige mulch Britain

Zetetic

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on November 08, 2019, 08:19:16 AM
What kind of cunt buys a whole *box* of crisps?
The kind of leader we'll need in the End. I imagine he kept quite warm that night.

I'd like to see BlodwynPig trapped in a shopping centre, please.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Zetetic on November 08, 2019, 09:05:49 AM
The kind of leader we'll need in the End. I imagine he kept quite warm that night.

I'd like to see BlodwynPig trapped in a shopping centre, please.

Abandoned or full. I'm a big fan of Dan Bell and his Dead Mall Series.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: BlodwynPig on November 08, 2019, 09:02:18 AM
People were stressed, tired and bored in the centre

Just an average day in beige mulch Britain

Drip, drip, drip