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Are the house doors in 'Clangers' just weird anuses?

Started by Kryton, November 08, 2019, 05:21:07 PM

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Kryton



They luck like puckered arseholes. Pierced puckered arseholes.

Norton Canes


They're not so much anuses as they are ageing goth-punks. This is what Fariruza Balk's mouth will look like when she's 55.

Sherman Krank

They're just dustbin lids that have been bronzed and slightly warped by the process the Clangers used to teleport them from earth to the moon.

Of course these days it's all plastic wheelie bins but the Clangers have long since progressed in both technological now how and taste. Now they just teleport doors (and anything else they fancy) straight out of Ikea.
This is mostly why the family that own Ikea have invested heavily in Branson's Virgin Galactic and also another company rumoured to be developing an orbital weapons platform.

Absorb the anus burn


Cerys

Clearly they're withered boobies with pierced nipples.

Janie Jones

Quote from: Kryton on November 08, 2019, 05:21:07 PM

They look like puckered arseholes.
To be fair, everything looked like that in the early 70s.

Sherringford Hovis


Dex Sawash


Glebe

Quote from: Kryton on November 08, 2019, 05:21:07 PM

"Look lads, lets just admit it, this reunion has been a washout."

*uncomfortable silence*

"Oh look, the doors look like weird anuses. Never noticed that before."



Shoulders?-Stomach!

I didn't notice these in the 1985 cult John Hughes film Weird Anus.

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They aren't "weird" anuses because all anuses have their abilities.