Author Topic: Are the house doors in 'Clangers' just weird anuses?  (Read 385 times)

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Are the house doors in 'Clangers' just weird anuses?
« on: November 08, 2019, 05:21:07 PM »


They luck like puckered arseholes. Pierced puckered arseholes.

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Re: Are the house doors in 'Clangers' just weird anuses?
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2019, 05:24:56 PM »
Nice pair of knockers

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Re: Are the house doors in 'Clangers' just weird anuses?
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2019, 05:26:41 PM »
They're not so much anuses as they are ageing goth-punks. This is what Fariruza Balk's mouth will look like when she's 55.

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Re: Are the house doors in 'Clangers' just weird anuses?
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2019, 06:17:49 PM »
They're just dustbin lids that have been bronzed and slightly warped by the process the Clangers used to teleport them from earth to the moon.

Of course these days it's all plastic wheelie bins but the Clangers have long since progressed in both technological now how and taste. Now they just teleport doors (and anything else they fancy) straight out of Ikea.
This is mostly why the family that own Ikea have invested heavily in Branson's Virgin Galactic and also another company rumoured to be developing an orbital weapons platform.

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Re: Are the house doors in 'Clangers' just weird anuses?
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2019, 06:27:42 PM »


The Clangers, spotted sniffing cosmos aromas space poppers.

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Re: Are the house doors in 'Clangers' just weird anuses?
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2019, 08:01:41 PM »
Clearly they're withered boobies with pierced nipples.

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Re: Are the house doors in 'Clangers' just weird anuses?
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2019, 09:48:52 PM »

They look like puckered arseholes.
To be fair, everything looked like that in the early 70s.

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Re: Are the house doors in 'Clangers' just weird anuses?
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2019, 11:30:26 PM »
You can now make your own in the discomfort of your home.

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Re: Are the house doors in 'Clangers' just weird anuses?
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2019, 03:52:37 AM »
You can now make your own in the discomfort of your home.

Magnus the anus casting expert is entertaining
https://youtu.be/elQGa97sNFM

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Re: Are the house doors in 'Clangers' just weird anuses?
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2019, 04:38:32 AM »

"Look lads, lets just admit it, this reunion has been a washout."

*uncomfortable silence*

"Oh look, the doors look like weird anuses. Never noticed that before."



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Re: Are the house doors in 'Clangers' just weird anuses?
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2019, 04:44:37 AM »
I didn't notice these in the 1985 cult John Hughes film Weird Anus.

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Re: Are the house doors in 'Clangers' just weird anuses?
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2019, 08:10:52 AM »
They aren’t “weird” anuses because all anuses have their abilities.