Author Topic: Orangutan Jungle School  (Read 2837 times)

Twit 2

  • “As sound as an apple.”
Re: Orangutan Jungle School
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2020, 04:03:59 AM »
Silly cunt.

Twit 2

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Re: Orangutan Jungle School
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2020, 04:14:28 AM »
State of that carry on. Fat shaming Beni next to a basket. Indonesian bloke’s explanation of how a tree falls on an orangutan was just terrible. It lacked nearly all of the information necessary for such an account. The vet is called Vet Greggy, ffs, he’ll probably try to fix them with egg-wash. He’s got them in nappies on a tiled floor, the pervert.

Head Gardener

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Re: Orangutan Jungle School
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2020, 11:24:29 AM »

Re: Orangutan Jungle School
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2020, 01:23:18 PM »
State of that carry on. Fat shaming Beni next to a basket.

Is a bit cruel isn't it? Can't they just distract him with stick or something while they banana feed the rest of the school?

ollyboro

  • More pussy than Sinatra
Re: Orangutan Jungle School
« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2020, 03:37:40 PM »
There was a bit in one of the episodes when Beni stone cold refused to move. He was breathing out of his arse, so they had to drag the cunt along.

Orangutans definitely have a sense of humour. A dog knows when it's pleasing its owner and will carry on acting the cunt the more we laugh at them. But I don't think they necessarily get the joke. I remember seeing an orangutan at Blackpool zoo who, if she saw someone wearing headgear, would put her hand on her head, point, grin, then shake with mirth. Ten times funnier than Michael McIntyre. Superb creatures (orangutans, not McIntyres).

BlodwynPig

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Re: Orangutan Jungle School
« Reply #35 on: June 29, 2020, 06:28:28 PM »
Next series announced: "Orangutan Jungle Dole Queue"

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