Author Topic: Orangutan Jungle School (Read 2932 times)

bgmnts · « **on:** November 09, 2019, 12:10:44 AM »

So this is a little series of videos on the Smithsonian Channel, about an Orangutan conservation group I think that teaches former pets or abandoned 'tans to survive in the jungle of Borneo.

It's genuinely the best reality television going and I could watch any ape do anything all day.

Coconut Cracking class - Valentino can't do it and resorts to theft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTtsHKKb-CI

Rainy Season - Mix it up day sends one of the classes to a flooded stream. Valentino can't swim, the card!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx52ZDZZeA

Bullying - Luthy is being bullied by the other 'tans and ends up skiving off school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfIuZXkC5bU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Da4Kwz1Qg (1.15 had me howling)

This is amazing and I am heavily invested in this.

steve98 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 09, 2019, 01:46:18 AM »

I'll check that out. I do adore orangs. I hope if we destroy ourselves the orange chaps will fill the vacant niche; I'm sure they'd be great.

The Boston Crab · « **Reply #2 on:** November 09, 2019, 03:05:19 AM »

Watched this when it was on telly last year. Amazing show. Love these lil beasts.

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #3 on:** November 09, 2019, 08:53:02 AM »

Yeh a great show. Not dumbed down

PlanktonSideburns · « **Reply #4 on:** November 09, 2019, 11:41:45 AM »

hillarious they get shunted about in a barrow

bgmnts · « **Reply #5 on:** November 09, 2019, 11:52:30 AM »

Yeah that's the school bus!

bgmnts · « **Reply #6 on:** November 09, 2019, 01:47:58 PM »

I know this is about Orangutans, but i've just discovered the Siamang Gibbon. It makes the funniest noise of any animal i've ever heard when it puffs up it's frog neck. Like something from a nintendo game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLMRHScRnhs

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #7 on:** November 09, 2019, 01:51:11 PM »

Quote from: bgmnts on November 09, 2019, 01:47:58 PM

I know this is about Orangutans, but i've just discovered the Siamang Gibbon. It makes the funniest noise of any animal i've ever heard when it puffs up it's frog neck. Like something from a nintendo game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLMRHScRnhs

1:20 - amazing

steve98 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 09, 2019, 01:58:52 PM »

Bull-frog throats, on an ape - who'd have thought? That evolution fella's full of crazy, funky tricks.
Gorgeous hair too; who wouldn't want a Barnet like that?

PlanktonSideburns · « **Reply #9 on:** November 09, 2019, 02:12:15 PM »

Quote from: BlodwynPig on November 09, 2019, 01:51:11 PM

1:20 - amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7zufBnsdo0

steve98 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 10, 2019, 02:49:58 AM »

He's orange with mad hair and has no idea what's happening. Have you ever seen anything so cute?

I wish he was in the White House: We'd have nowt to worry about.

Pijlstaart · « **Reply #11 on:** November 10, 2019, 10:55:18 AM »

No undercoat, like werewolves, they are like beasts. There is a foul strength to them, and they were created in our image to mock us. They do not craft fine things or bring us gifts, if you offer them cutlery they will hold it with their unwashed feet. They lust after christian women, they steal babies from their cribs and replace them with their own. Their gods are so dark and ancient that we have forgotten their names and the chants that summon them.

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #12 on:** November 10, 2019, 11:23:46 AM »

Quote from: Pijlstaart on November 10, 2019, 10:55:18 AM

No undercoat, like werewolves, they are like beasts. There is a foul strength to them, and they were created in our image to mock us. They do not craft fine things or bring us gifts, if you offer them cutlery they will hold it with their unwashed feet. They lust after christian women, they steal babies from their cribs and replace them with their own. Their gods are so dark and ancient that we have forgotten their names and the chants that summon them.

Tell me more, Howard

steve98 · « **Reply #13 on:** November 10, 2019, 02:15:45 PM »

None of that is true Howard; I'm sorry but it simply isn't.

beanheadmcginty · « **Reply #14 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:19:01 PM »

Louis CK has let himself go.

dr_christian_troy · « **Reply #15 on:** November 11, 2019, 12:10:24 AM »

Quote from: Pijlstaart on November 10, 2019, 10:55:18 AM

No undercoat, like werewolves, they are like beasts. There is a foul strength to them, and they were created in our image to mock us. They do not craft fine things or bring us gifts, if you offer them cutlery they will hold it with their unwashed feet. They lust after christian women, they steal babies from their cribs and replace them with their own. Their gods are so dark and ancient that we have forgotten their names and the chants that summon them.

God bless Hooky Street

idunnosomename · « **Reply #16 on:** November 11, 2019, 12:26:04 AM »

you rang

you tang

Replies From View · « **Reply #17 on:** November 11, 2019, 12:30:16 AM »

I bet they don’t have a foul stench to them.

Twit 2 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 11, 2019, 12:30:23 AM »

Gonna go round in my digger later and shovel them into graves. Have you heard the way David Attenborough pronounces their name? It’s a fucking disgrace.

Flatulent Fox · « **Reply #19 on:** November 12, 2019, 01:07:04 AM »

I hope those hairy arsed bastards are getting a shitload of maths homework at this 'school'.
No amount of King Louie style racketeering will get them out of that.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy · « **Reply #20 on:** November 12, 2019, 02:07:38 AM »

Quote from: Twit 2 on November 11, 2019, 12:30:23 AM

Gonna go round in my digger later and shovel them into graves. Have you heard the way David Attenborough pronounces their name? It’s a fucking disgrace.

Orang-oo-tan, isn't it? I think he says it like the locals, but it comes across as rather pretentious when he's addressing a mainly English speaking audience. On further delving, it seems like he has a problem with a number of words. He says tuna "toona" like an American, and he says "avalanche" in a weird French accent. I think he's been hanging around animals a bit too long, it's made him go a bit funny.

marquis_de_sad · « **Reply #21 on:** November 12, 2019, 04:20:17 AM »

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on November 12, 2019, 02:07:38 AM

Orang-oo-tan, isn't it? I think he says it like the locals, but it comes across as rather pretentious when he's addressing a mainly English speaking audience. On further delving, it seems like he has a problem with a number of words. He says tuna "toona" like an American, and he says "avalanche" in a weird French accent. I think he's been hanging around animals a bit too long, it's made him go a bit funny.

"Keenya"

Elderly Sumo Prophecy · « **Reply #22 on:** November 12, 2019, 05:10:26 AM »

What, Keenya? Christ, national treasure my arsehole. The mans a fucking idiot.

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #23 on:** November 12, 2019, 06:55:50 AM »

Bbc tried to trump this yesterday with their sad trombone orangutan show. Brutal

idunnosomename · « **Reply #24 on:** November 12, 2019, 10:23:10 AM »

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on November 12, 2019, 02:07:38 AM

Orang-oo-tan, isn't it? I think he says it like the locals, but it comes across as rather pretentious when he's addressing a mainly English speaking audience. On further delving, it seems like he has a problem with a number of words. He says tuna "toona" like an American, and he says "avalanche" in a weird French accent. I think he's been hanging around animals a bit too long, it's made him go a bit funny.

hes pretty fuckin old give the cunt a break

bgmnts · « **Reply #25 on:** November 12, 2019, 11:42:07 AM »

Quote from: BlodwynPig on November 12, 2019, 06:55:50 AM

Bbc tried to trump this yesterday with their sad trombone orangutan show. Brutal

It was grim. I didn't like it.

Norton Canes · « **Reply #26 on:** November 12, 2019, 11:45:07 AM »

Quote from: BlodwynPig on November 12, 2019, 06:55:50 AM

Bbc tried to trump this yesterday with their sad trombone orangutan show

Filth

Captain Z · « **Reply #27 on:** November 12, 2019, 12:56:01 PM »

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on November 12, 2019, 02:07:38 AM

Orang-oo-tan, isn't it? I think he says it like the locals, but it comes across as rather pretentious when he's addressing a mainly English speaking audience.

I expect he is probably pronouncing it correctly, it comes from two separate Indonesian words:

orang = person
(h)utan = forest/jungle

weekender · « **Reply #28 on:** November 12, 2019, 07:23:02 PM »

This is like watching the Apprentice but the business people in charge are quite nice and encouraging.

Like this, thanks for posting.

bgmnts · « **Reply #29 on:** June 24, 2020, 02:27:56 AM »

Orangutan Jungle School update:

Fat lad Beni had a tree fall on him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d37c8yf0dRE

News:

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