Off to do one of those soft-focus family photoshoots this morning with my wife and baby. No way would either of us have chosen to do this but it was a gift from her work (at quite a cost from a pro who does celebs I believe) upon the birth of our child. We've put it off for as long as possible but the voucher/whatever for it expires this month and we'd feel guilty not going through with it.
We both despise having our photo taken and don't know what to expect but have been asked to wear pastel colours and bring props so I'm expecting some kind of
Last of the Summer Wine theme.
To top it all off we get one 8x10 photo out of it at the end and have to pay for any others we like or £400 for the lot digitally. Fuck that. I'm going to choose the shittest one as the freebie and tell them to bin the rest.
Although something like this would be marvelous...

Anyway, that's how I'm spending my Saturday morning.