Last Christmas, I launched a jihad
But the very next day you gave it away.
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special— speshul.
Last Christmas, vowed a fatwa,
But the very next day you gave it away.
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special— speshul.
Once bitten and twice shy,
A spicy shawarma, my oh my.
But you still catch my eye
Tell me, baby
Do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise me
(Merry Christmas!) I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying, ‘Allahu akbar,’ I meant it.
Now, I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now
I know you'd Jew me again.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away.
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special— speshul.
Last Christmas…