Negative Nell and Positive Pete!

[Glebe]

"Humph, looks like another cloudy day!" grumbles Negative Nell.

"Actually, the forecast is for sunny spells today!" chirrups Positive Pete.

"Pfft, bloody weathermen, they don't get anything right!"

"Oh look, the clouds are breaking now!"

"Sunstroke..."

[NJ Uncut]

"You're always negative, you fucking dark cunt."

"A good point well put, friend!"

"Eh?"

[Spoon of Ploff]

"they say opposites attract Nell"

"get to fuck Pete"

[Glebe]

"Christmas on the way, Nell!"

"Pfft, most miserable time of the year... those in poverty are not celebrating!"

"Um, well, what are you hoping to get for Christmas?"

"The fiance has promised me a 100" 4K TV. What am I going to do with that?"

[Glebe]

"You make the most of life before you pop your clogs, that's what I say!"

"Yeah well you would say that, wouldn't you, Pete? I say life is a meaningless load of shit that has to be endured."

[Glebe]

"Y'know, you're not bad looking, Nell, you know that?"

"That means I'm not particularly attractive, but I'll do in a pinch."

"Yeah, well fuck off. Sorry, don't wanna be negative. Sorry."

[Glebe]

"You know Nell you should really just be thankful for all the good things in the world!"

"OK boomer."

[Glebe]

"Coming to my smashing Christmas party tonight, Nell?"

"No Pete it will be a washout."