U turn me gay I turn u gay

[poo]

Room 231, Premier Inn, Slough

[The Boston Crab]

My personal favourite in this series.

[touchingcloth]

I will turn the other cheek.

[touchingcloth]

If I come can we order mouthgays on room service?

If I cum can we order succulents?

[Glebe]

Lenny Henry leaves thread disgusted.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

After the minor typography error with the hotel room number, hotel name, hotel address and country, when I got guantanamoed in the faeces by a squaddie I can say unreservedly I won't be back.

[dallasman]

Could you come down to reception and meet me, please? These people are being very rude and unhelpful.

[dallasman]

Hello? Please! I drove nearly 300 miles, and I'm getting gay married this Saturday!

[touchingcloth]

Hello? Please! I drove nearly 300 miles, and I'm getting gay married this Saturday!

I bet you are, you dirty old etc.

[dallasman]

Scammed again! Looks like I'm gonna have to fake being gay for yet another husband, and this one's a burly fucker. Just what I deserve for just letting things escalate, I guess. But alright, just in case this was an honest mixup (those smartarses at the reception did leave that option open, even as they were calling security), I'm now parked outside the Lidl down the road, and will stay here for exactly one hour, starting now. I'm in a Tesla, as I mentioned earlier.

[touchingcloth]

Scammed again! Looks like I'm gonna have to fake being gay for yet another husband, and this one's a burly fucker. Just what I deserve for just letting things escalate, I guess. But alright, just in case this was an honest mixup (those smartarses at the reception did leave that option open, even as they were calling security), I'm now parked outside the Lidl down the road, and will stay here for exactly one hour, starting now. I'm in a Tesla, as I mentioned earlier.

I'm coming to meet you now. Could you turn wipers on open driver door and masturbate so I can recognise you?

[dallasman]

I'm coming to meet you now. Could you turn wipers on open driver door and masturbate so I can recognise you?

Wait, if you're still posting, then who the fuck did I just stuff into my Tesla???

[touchingcloth]

Was your Tesla the purple one? Three wheeler?

[Glebe]

I'll turn gay, but I don't like the room number. Also, can we go cheaper than Premier Inn?

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I'll turn gay, but I don't like the room number. Also, can we go cheaper than Premier Inn?

You'll get what you are given.