Blodwyn’s Panto Grave 2019

[BlodwynPig]

Introducing:

Beauty on the Shitter

Good to see Brucie back on the boards
Beauty obviously hasn't been hired yet
It's Mick and he's probably wishing Danny took the gig

[imitationleather]

Glad to see Mick Potts is giving something back to society after killing his kids in that house fire.

[Inspector Norse]

Why is Mick Potts advertised as Mick Potts from Danny and Mick but Danny Adams isn't advertised as Danny Adams from Danny and Mick even though he is the aforementioned Danny Adams from Danny and Mick?

Are they worried that Danny and Mick fans would know who Danny is but not Mick?

[BlodwynPig]

I didnt know that. Danny looks far too young to be in Mick and Danny

[Inspector Norse]

I still don't really know what Danny and Mick do when they're not appearing in panto in Newcastle.

[Inspector Norse]

Danny appears to have had a reverse Cowell though.

[Glebe]

Wonder if Brucie Clive is any relation to these pair:

[ozziechef]

I saw Danny, Mick and Clive at Butlins two weeks ago. They were quite amusing.

[BlodwynPig]

I reckon Clive must have been banged up for a few decades looking at his IMDB

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1087359/

Oh, he is the father of Danny!

[ozziechef]

And Mick Potts is also his son

[Mister Six]

I have no idea who any of these people are. Why does that man constantly look like he's got a vibrating love egg up him?

[BlodwynPig]

Clive doesnt have a daughter as far as i can tell, so who will play beauty? Where is beast?

[Chollis]

Aladdin AGAIN in cambridge



still would love to have it off with suzie mathers though!!!

[Chollis]

this one's better. anyone in bradford for christmas?

[Glebe]

Fuck's sake, Wayne Sleep looks well sinister! Lovely Liza Goddard! Nice to see Paul Chuckle still going!

[BlodwynPig]

Aladdin AGAIN in cambridge



still would love to have it off with suzie mathers though!!!

Liza Goddard: from the heights (Bergerac) to the depths (this)

[metaltax]

Nice to see Paul Chuckle still going!

Unless his "bit" consists of dragging a ladder by one end while shouting "To me" with tears in his eyes (possibly one for the Desolation thread).

[Satchmo Distel]

Clive Webb = "Wizard Webb" from Tiswas. Did he only use that name for the series? Here he is from last year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULUn51cGoEI

[imitationleather]

Seeing Paul Chuckle continuing on his own has got me feeling really down.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Seeing Paul Chuckle continuing on his own has got me feeling really down.

Isn't there another Chuckle Brother knocking around? Paul should have carried on with him. He probably keeps him up in the attic.

[Jasha]

For some reason we don't get those (TV's favourite funnyman) copy and paste posters

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

That's pathetic. It doesn't even say who's in it, or what soap they're from.

[Small Man Big Horse]

That's pathetic. It doesn't even say who's in it, or what soap they're from.

I think they imagine that everyone knows who Prince Phillip is.

Aladdin AGAIN in cambridge



still would love to have it off with suzie mathers though!!!

I can't believe the annoying one from Pappy's is doing panto!

[dr beat]

Doon Mackichan is doing panto in Glasgow:

[idunnosomename]

fuck me I don't know anyone in this thread except for Paul Chuckle

[Shaky]

Fucking hell - what on earth is Doon Mackichan doing in a panto? She can't need the money, surely?

[dr beat]

I've seen Mackichan do Shakespeare recently and she's a great stage presence. I reckon she'd be great at panto, no doubt she's got the comedy chops, particularly if she plays it as Jane Plough.

I get the impression also Glasgow takes its panto very seriously.  A few years back they got Clare Grogan to be the Wicked Queen which was an inspired choice.

[BlodwynPig]

Snow White taking bottom rung in her own panto!

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I saw Danny, Mick and Clive at Butlins two weeks ago. They were quite amusing.

OH no you didn't!

[Jerzy Bondov]

WE'VE GOT BRIAN CONLEY

Oh yeah, who else you got

BRIAN CONLEY MATE THE KING OF COMEDY

Right but what about the other characters

BRIAN CONLEY ALL THE FUCKING WAY DOWN



GET READY HERE HE COMES

SMOOTH AS FUCK HEAD ON THIS ONE LADS