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What's tiny?

Started by touchingcloth, November 12, 2019, 07:47:14 PM

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touchingcloth

17 Celebrities You Didn't Realise Were Tiny

QuoteAl Pacino
Height: 5'7"/1.7m

Ben Stiller
Height: 5'7"/1.7m

Sylvester Stallone
Height: 5'9"/1.76m

Jesse Eisenberg
Height: 5'7"/1.71m

Zac Efron
Height: 5'8"/1.73m

Sonic
Height: 0'5"/0.11m

Usher
Height: 5'8"/1.73m

Mark Wahlberg
Height: 5'8"/1.73m

Kanye West
Height: 5'8"/1.73m

Full disclosure: I am 5'8". Am I tiny? A teeny tiny bald man?

My feets are reliably a EU 41, which is usually a 7.5 in UK but can be anything from a 6.5 to 8.5 depending on the brand and style. My feets are tiny, but my height?

Cock is off the fucking charts, of course. U couldn't afford it.

imitationleather

Oh great. Yet another thread logging our height, shoe size and penis proportions. As though any will have changed since we last did this.

5.8" / Size 9 / Das Boot

Glebe

I knew Pacino was short.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Glebe on November 12, 2019, 07:56:36 PM
I knew Pacino was short.

Is 5'7" uncut a lot below average?

Funcrusher

Google says 5'9" is average height for a US male, so Stallone is average and 5'8" is just under.

touchingcloth

I'm not a US male. I am a malnourished British male.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

I'm 6'3. If theres anyone on here taller than me, let's have a fight.

Glebe


Pijlstaart

You are not a real man, Ben Stiller, you are a thimble awaiting my calloused finger. You are not a real man, Ben Stiller, you are in your dinky high chair with your dinky bonnet on, my petite pea princess, you are so small that even god has forgotten about you. I will wear you as my belly jewel.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on November 12, 2019, 08:02:53 PM
I'm 6'3. If theres anyone on here taller than me, let's have a fight.

Let's rumble.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Prepare to get your shit pushed back in, cloth. I will pound you.

I'm the same height and weight as Mike Tyson and there the similarities (mostly) end.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on November 12, 2019, 08:48:47 PM
Prepare to get your shit pushed back in, cloth. I will pound you.

Back in where? The toilet?

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Probably a bit harsh to call any 5 foot 9 human short unless you are in Bosnia or Netherlands, or get turned on sexually in the penis, balls and gametes by calling specifically heighted humans shot.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Glebe on November 12, 2019, 07:56:36 PM
I knew Pacino was short.

he wears shoes with heels, he's still a head taller than me, the giant prick

Cuellar

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on November 12, 2019, 09:10:38 PM
Probably a bit harsh to call any 5 foot 9 human short unless you are in Bosnia or Netherlands, or get turned on sexually in the penis, balls and gametes by calling specifically heighted humans shot.

Spotted the short arse lads!!!

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


BlodwynPig

Quote from: Cuellar on November 12, 2019, 09:27:33 PM
Spotted the short arse lads!!!

Shoulders is stomach and shoulders taller than me, sadly

Dex Sawash


touchingcloth

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on November 12, 2019, 09:10:31 PM
No, your bumhole, silly!

I'll flush it first gonna go down the sewers are you? Joke's on you haha. Gonna touch my bum hole? I like touches on my bum hole. Joke's on you, ha ha ha.

thenoise

This is presumably going by the women-on-dating-sites definition of a tiny man being 'anything below above average'.

Everyone on TV tends to be surprisingly short when you meet them in real life. This is so that they can save money by building sets 7/8ths size, and then employing only short actors.


Dex Sawash


oy vey

Quote from: idunnosomename on November 14, 2019, 09:36:35 PM
your willy

Wide-angle does that. You should use a standard telephoto lens.


greenman

Maybe there's a preference for shorter actors when first getting into the business? its got to make shots easier to setup if actors and actresses are closer in height.

Dex Sawash

Economics. Small actors use less film.

Neville Chamberlain

Despite all appearances to the contrary, Fiona Bruce stands a whopping 5'11'' :-O

Mister Six

What's tiny?

A small egg.