The Sock Nonce

[sponk]

...is coming. He'll be here soon. You have been warned.

[Glebe]

Cheers for the heads up sponk, I'll stay vigilant!

[touchingcloth]

Managed to lure him to a train station after posing as a glove online. Waiting for the police to arrive now.

[popcorn]

Closed me drawers.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Bootee call.

[poo]

hiya sock nonce mate

[touchingcloth]

Sock Nonce - it's Gazza.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I'll just go upstairs and get ready.

[Ferris]

It's alright, I'll keep an eye out.

I'm a massive (sock) nonce

Fucking hell there he is!

[popcorn]

I can't believe I posted that....

[touchingcloth]

How much sock could a sock nonce nonce if a sock nonce could nonce sock?

[pancreas]

This isn't funny. You are talking about a man who fucks his kids' socks. Imagine being that kid. Imagine waking up in the morning and finding that your last pair of school socks has gone crusty again and your dad tells you that the Crust Fairy has been to visit and here is the 20p she left.

[touchingcloth]

This isn't funny. You are talking about a man who fucks his kids' socks. Imagine being that kid. Imagine waking up in the morning and finding that your last pair of school socks has gone crusty again and your dad tells you that the Crust Fairy has been to visit and here is the 20p she left.

I don't believe there's enough information here to say that Sock Nonce nonces his own kids. You know how when the police told OJ that Nicole had been killed he didn't ask how?

[Ferris]

Sure, vigilante sock nonce hunters occasionally identify an innocent sock collector and has their life a bit ruined, but it's a small price to pay for the hundreds of hours they spend helping investigate this filth.

[dallasman]

This isn't funny. You are talking about a man who fucks his kids' socks. Imagine being that kid. Imagine waking up in the morning and finding that your last pair of school socks has gone crusty again and your dad tells you that the Crust Fairy has been to visit and here is the 20p she left.

"OK boomer", I told him. "Now gimme the rest or I'm having you metooed".
28 years old I was, when I realised my Dad was a sock nonce.

[touchingcloth]

We're all lying in the gutter, but some of us are wanking into socks.

[pancreas]

*kids' socks

[pancreas]

Do you know that feeling when you've been up all night noncing your kid's socks and you're like, shall I do just nonce one more sock before bed and you just catch yourself going in for another sock and you're like, seven socks? what the fuck have I become?

No, me neither.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Posted in wrong thread *placeholder post until I think of something to post about the sock nonce*

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

^ A new sock nonce appears...
Why do you keep noncing socks mate?