Imagine if Graham Linehan

[Cuellar]

's first name was, David.

eh?

[Ferris]

Or Gary.

Linekar would be up in arms about it of course, but there'd be fuck all he could do.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Imagine if Graham Linehan started to have periods down his cock.

[Gregory Torso]

's first name was, David.

eh?

What if his first name was 'Wichita'.

HAHA WHAT THEN

[hamfist]

Imagine if it was Lincoln. And his mates called him Linny for short.

Or Han, like that space cunt.

[rasta-spouse]

What if his first name was "Folded" and he lived 1m away from an airing cupboard? What then?

[Glebe]

Imagine his surname was Limeman.

[drummersaredeaf]

You want me to imagine this born Graham transitioning into a David? Why are you so obsessed with denying reality and erasing Grahams?

[greenman]

Shiva would suit the surname better.

[Cuellar]

These are all wonderful things to imagine and I'm grateful for them

[Glebe]

Imagine if Graham Linehan wasn't a transphobic cunt.

[buttgammon]

Imagine if he tried to change his name by deed poll to Graeme, but the request was denied on the grounds that he was born a Graham, is a Graham and will remain a Graham?

[petril]

Imagine if Graham Linehan was in the nuddy at all times, sporting an erection. wanking.