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Bring out The Gimp

Started by Elderly Sumo Prophecy, November 13, 2019, 05:35:29 AM

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Elderly Sumo Prophecy

You are instructed by a co-worker to bring out The Gimp. Alas, The Gimp is sleeping. What is your next move?

rasta-spouse


While the Gimp sleeps you whisper in its ear about Lib Dems skills wallets. Perhaps putting the suggestion in the Gimp's subconscious that it can unzip and re-train as a glassblower. You've given it the potential of agency.

Next move?

GMTV

Hole In The Wall reboot, presented by Rylan Clark-Neal

Cuellar


seepage

is this in prep for an Xmas Wimblewrong?

Cuellar


popcorn


touchingcloth


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

THE GIMP cleaves your skull.

popcorn

Help gimp... praise gimp... reward gimp.

touchingcloth


Have you seen the deleted scene on the extra DVD of pulp fiction? Theres a but when they unzip and remove the Gimps mask and its your mum