umbrella conspiracy

[pancreas]

I must have bought at least 20 and that goes for most fuckers. So where are they all?

I propose: some cunts are employed by Big Umbrella to go round and nick them off you and bin them, increasing demand.

Otherwise they'd all be free somewhere, e.g. charity shops or pubs.

[bgmnts]

Capcom consider rewrite.

[Flatulent Fox]

Have you been using them in duels,or perhaps as a makeshift parachute?

Neither of these are covered in your warranty.


That's it Mr Jones,you're all set

[touchingcloth]

They are free in pubs - they have sample jars of them by the doors.

[idunnosomename]

Capcom consider rewrite.

they already rewrote Biohazard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Buelligan]

Stolen by Bulgarians specifically to do evil, if you must know.

[Johnny Yesno]

I must have bought at least 20 and that goes for most fuckers. So where are they all?

Probably having a chance encounter with a sewing machine on an operating table.

[Buelligan]

Not all of them at once, I hope. 

[Urinal Cake]

They are broken and you threw them out.

[pancreas]

NO

[BlodwynPig]

You didnt have one yesterday

[Lordofthefiles]

They never existed in the first place!

<Twilight Zone Music>

[studpuppet]

Did someone say umbrella conspiracy?

[Urinal Cake]

NO

You wife broke them and threw the out. Because your penis wasn't BIG enough.

[Cerys]

I have no umbrella.  I just get wet.

[Famous Mortimer]

My office has a load of them to give to professors who can't have their delicate heads getting wet on the way to their cars. I've been here 6 weeks and we're already ordering a third set. Stop stealing our brollies you boffins!

[Lost Oliver]

Tbf their brains are where their heads are and it might seap through.

[Bazooka]

They have been doused in tear gas in Hongkong.