The Batman Nolans

[Rizla]

I'm in the mood for dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Gotta Pull Myself Together ( Having Witnessed Both My Parents Being Murdered By Mugging Wrong ' Un ).

[Huxleys Babkins]

Jimmy Savile jiggles the left tit of a teenaged Bruce Wayne.

[Kryton]

batmnsL: good joke
Jokers: thans

[Kryton]

Riddler: Oooh err. Riddle me that, Riddle you this. What's more juicy than a jar of piss?
Batmjfkdn: One of them frozen e-number things that you'd get in a frozen tube.

[Kryton]

Penguin: Ooor eeehhh grghgrhgh, Am a penguins.
:Batrhjdskn: Don't you worry pal we'll have you sorted every which and oot and nay bother.

[Kryton]

Calendar Man (1958): Mind me asking Batman, but could I possibly pencil you in on either the 14th,15th,16th,17th of June or maybe the 10th,11th and 12th of July as other than that I'm busy as fuck.

Battlads: HAHA NOW I KNOW YOUR CALENDAR, CALENDARDS LAD.

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Gabe from the office:  what are you chasing me for I'm not a monster


Batman:  well you look like one so you are *GUN*


Gabe from the office (dying of gun):  you always famously did use guns batmen, thank you

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Grailefreece:  Hha Batman what have you even touched today with your glove

Bagman:  I can't be putting this signal up in the sky anymore Alfred, takes up all my time.

Grailefreece:  very well mr Bruce Wayne why not have a good sleep why do we fall Bruce

Agman:  can't remember

Grailefreece:  so we can learn to pick ourselves up of course, lol

Batnab:  sounds great in theory but it's hard to remember how to pick yourself up so please come to my rescue if it happens

Grailefreece:  will do mr Bruce Wayne

Batman:  thank you my love