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What does 'pork renderer' mean to you?
« on: November 14, 2019, 05:51:54 PM »
Imagine you knew absolutely nothing about the process but understood what the two words relate to.

Express what it means to render pork, to be a pork renderer, to undertake pork rendition/rending.

It would help human progress if you did.

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Re: What does 'pork renderer' mean to you?
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2019, 05:52:44 PM »
I grew up on a pig farm and yet the first thing that comes to mind is



If I considered it for a couple of minutes I'd probably suggest it means the production of lard, and then it would trigger further thoughts about whether the market for real lard is big enough for this to occur on an industrial scale still, ever since real lard became gentrified, and then I'd start wondering what other commercial uses there are for pig fat.

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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2019, 06:02:53 PM »
It means everything to me, possibly more than very life itself.

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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2019, 06:05:36 PM »
Oh you asked about the actual process.

Well, I would think of it mainly on a domestic scale, as I don't know the industrial process.

Everybody who has cooked bacon has rendered pork as a side-effect. People who want lard itself as an end product will have slowly cooked pork and discarded the protein, filtering the released fat to
 end up with pure lard. They might have invested in a "lard keeper" if they're too good to keep it in a jar like normal folk.

Industrially, I bet it's a similar process but in a vat.

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Re: What does 'pork renderer' mean to you?
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2019, 06:06:14 PM »
I'm really excited to think about pork rendering, thank you for this opportunity Shoulders.

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Re: What does 'pork renderer' mean to you?
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2019, 06:08:11 PM »
It has a very specific memory for me. My mum, working in her job delivering water treatment to boilers at a local pork renderer, and being utterly greened-out by the entire look, demeanour and smell of the place - being given greasy penguin biscuits by the very kind and genuinely lovely staff member there who had Down's syndrome and loved my mum to bits - but her then not being able to eat them due to the surrounding grimness and rank stench, layer of rendered pork grease, and having to throw them away with a guilty conscience.

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Re: What does 'pork renderer' mean to you?
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2019, 06:09:44 PM »
Basically boiling pigs

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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2019, 06:17:26 PM »


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Re: What does 'pork renderer' mean to you?
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2019, 06:21:56 PM »
Is the image on the cover intended to convey to the reader a Last Judgement type message? In social realist style.

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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2019, 06:22:45 PM »
a man employed to cover pigs in pebbledash in order to protect them in environments with high winds.

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Re: What does 'pork renderer' mean to you?
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2019, 06:26:40 PM »
Is the image on the cover intended to convey to the reader a Last Judgement type message? In social realist style.
I think it's intended to be an image of Heaven for its intended audience.

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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2019, 06:47:32 PM »
Peaky Blinders' rivals weren't it?

I'm going to dress like a Pork Renderer. In Superdry.

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Re: What does 'pork renderer' mean to you?
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2019, 07:45:31 PM »
Imagine you knew absolutely nothing about the process but understood what the two words relate to.

Express what it means to render pork, to be a pork renderer, to undertake pork rendition/rending.

It would help human progress if you did.

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Anyway, regarding this topic, pork renderer doesn’t mean anything to me. Is it someone called Blake?

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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2019, 07:56:50 PM »
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I hear he likes to render them immobile before he starts.


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