How to read CaB

[madhair60]

Obviously read every word of every post in every thread or you will not know what's going on.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Do I have to read all that shite in the technology forum?

[Jerzy Bondov]

Can't believe nobody has said read every word of every post in every thread or you will not know what's going on yet

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I'm presuming this is how most of us enjoy CaB.

[Inspector Norse]

I'm presuming this is how most of us enjoy CaB.

Yeah pretty much, except we're all eating salad

[Chollis]

the only accurate part of that picture

[Captain Z]

"What shall I put, how about 'evening lads, did we all see Grandpa Semtex's comments today...'"

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

"Call him a bellend, Mum".

[Alberon]

Call me a stick in the mud, but I read CaB in the traditional way - wanking and crying.

[darby o chill]

^ actual footage of a nonce-o-peed hunting crew in West Yorkshire.

Dad: ask to see his penis!
Mum gleefully types

[idunnosomename]

My secretary prints me out the important threads, then i sketch out a few posts, jot them down, and pop them in a dicket in her pigeon hole to upload to the web

[seepage]

pop them in a dicket in her pigeon hole

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[Neville Chamberlain]

"No fucking way Extricate is the best Fall album, you daft cunt."

[seepage]

"IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE AT YOUR FINGERTITS"

[Nowhere Man]

"Just respond with Ok Boomer, darling."

[Neville Chamberlain]

Lady in pink top: Oh darling, are you still on that stupid blue site pretending to be a woman who lives in a cave in the south of France?!?

[idunnosomename]

kenneth_williams.jpeg

safety first

[Icehaven]

"Come on now dear, let your sisters check their dickpic haul too."

[petercussing]

(((They r trying 2 replace the white race)))

[Neville Chamberlain]

Man: Tell him he's wrong and a grotesquely ugly freak.

[Sherman Krank]

"That piano playing cat was hilarious, it says this next one is called two girls one cup"

[thenoise]

I turn off photos so it looks vaguely like a load of text, so it looks like 'work' from a distance.

[The Boston Crab]

Can't remember reading very much on here, I see it more like one way traffic

[Glebe]

I'm presuming this is how most of us enjoy CaB.

"Come on guys, lets check 'Bollock mi knob' to see if there are any replies!"

[Absorb the anus burn]

"Mum, i miss Biggytitbo...'"

[Butchers Blind]

"What's Phimosis Grandpa?"

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Somebody do a photoshop so they're all balding.

[alan nagsworth]

Somebody do a funny caption so I can bother to read it

[petercussing]

Somebody do a funny caption so I can bother to read it

[Captain Z]

Somebody do a funny caption so I can bother to read it

We'll need some of the male posters to do that.