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Cuellar

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' Interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2019, 12:26:01 PM »
"I am not a paedo"
"Prince Andrew, thank you very much"

Buelligan

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' Interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2019, 12:31:03 PM »
"I am not a paedo"
"Prince Andrew, thank you very much, Sir"

FTFY

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2019, 12:40:15 PM »
Interestingly BDSM choice of phrase, 'no holds barred', to use in an article concerning a predatory paedophile and Epstein.

Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2019, 12:43:30 PM »
Things that won't be told;

All


Things that will be told;

Some
Lies

Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2019, 12:44:57 PM »
'I have been very clear'

Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2019, 12:50:16 PM »
Why doesn't South Shields Paedo Patrol just pull Prince Andrew out of his car and film him crying on their phones

Alberon

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2019, 12:54:28 PM »
I’m shocked, SHOCKED, by the lack of respect for our obviously superior betters.

Prince Andrew, may God protect him, along with the rest of his near holy family work tirelessly day in and day out. Do you have any idea what it is like to have talk to the lower classes every day and pretend to be enjoying it while continually having to fight down the urge to vomit copiously in their troglodyte faces?

So what if he nonced around a bit with an American rich paedo on his paedo plane and in his paedo home? Normal rules don’t apply to his noble penis.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves!
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icehaven

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2019, 12:55:25 PM »
They should invite Virginia Giuffre along too but not tell him, have her burst out of a cake halfway through or something, now that I'd watch.

Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2019, 12:57:36 PM »
State broadcaster roped in for ‘operation reassure the plebs’.

Wonder who’ll be asking the non-questions.

EDIT: Oh, it says who in the original link. Doh!

Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2019, 01:00:38 PM »
State broadcaster roped in for ‘operation reassure the plebs’.

Wonder who’ll be asking the non-questions.

EDIT: Oh, it says who in the original link. Doh!

Edit: you already corrected yourself.

Petey Pate

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2019, 01:02:00 PM »
Yeah it's hard to imagine this being anything but carefully orchestrated PR on behalf of the royals.

If I remember correctly, it was Emily Maitlis who read out Frankie Boyle's line about the queen's pussy being haunted on Newsnight, and genuinely seemed upset that 'the monarch' was being mocked.

kitsofan34

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2019, 01:07:33 PM »
State broadcaster roped in for ‘operation reassure the plebs’.

Wonder who’ll be asking the non-questions.

EDIT: Oh, it says who in the original link. Doh!

It’s Emily Maitlis.

I think he’s gonna confess to the lot, abdicate and willingly hand himself into the police. Maitlis is that good.

Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2019, 01:08:12 PM »
Maybe she could ask Andy to confirm the veracity of how spooktacular his mams fadge is

Chollis

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2019, 01:26:53 PM »
He needs to come cock-in-hand and make a full apology to the British public

Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2019, 01:35:58 PM »
I hope it's like The Jinx and at the end of the interview he starts gobbling Maitlis' vag and suddenly says, "Damn son, that's got 35 years too much stank on it! Muthafucker! Burp!"

We'd catch him red-handed.

Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2019, 01:57:38 PM »
So when did you stop raping children Your Highness?

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2019, 01:59:55 PM »

Fit up by the Clintons

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2019, 02:01:54 PM »
Presenter, cameraman and boom-mike operator emerge from behind door. "I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on National Treasures who prey on minors."

Cardenio I

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2019, 02:38:38 PM »
Not only not communicating effectively, not only never conceding erstwhile nefarious onanisms (not counting every nasty orgy - nipples, cum, etc.)

Now "Ondrew" needs criticizing extremely nastily. Ordinarily, nepotists casualise egregiousness.

Nonce on, nonce.

CUM-EGG!

Cuellar

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2019, 02:51:04 PM »
"So what first attracted you to millionaire paedophile sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein"

Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2019, 03:26:43 PM »
I predict that the queen's worst child will say "I had no idea any of this was going on", and that Maitliss will definitely not say "but he was convicted before, and you were the one who threw a big party for him when he came out of rich people jail".

When the time comes, Andy gets the rusty guillotine.

Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2019, 03:35:32 PM »

When the time comes, Andy gets the rusty guillotine.
that doesn't sound very good. You'd release the rope and the blade would just stay up there

up_the_hampipe

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2019, 03:49:45 PM »
"I gave y'all 59 years! Y'all are killin' me with this shit, man!"
"Andrew, please sit down"

chveik

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2019, 03:51:10 PM »
"where do you get all your funny ideas from?"

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2019, 03:59:27 PM »
When the time comes, Andy gets the rusty guillotine.

Not for the first time, I'll wager.

Kryton

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2019, 04:31:12 PM »
Wonder if it will mention Prince Andrew sleeping with under age girls?

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2019, 05:22:14 PM »
Prince Andrew will prove what a non-paedo he is by banging Emily Maitlis on live TV.

Edit:verdict is still out on that one cos he failed to get it up.

Captain Z

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Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2019, 05:25:52 PM »
'Tell all some very little basically nothing'

Re: Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2019, 05:28:14 PM »
"Did you have two ugly daughters so you wouldn't be tempted to have a go on them?"