Prince Andrew 'tell all' interview to air on Saturday

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It's a wonder he remembered to turn up for the interview considering he's forgotten everything else that ever happened to him.

[PlanktonSideburns]

"she said you were sweating profusely as you danced"

"well actually i have a medical condition that means i don't sweat" hahahaha you fucking lying cunt

spent the last 2 months having that medical condition hard wired into his system in preparation for this interview

[gib]

"she said you were sweating profusely as you danced"

"well actually i have a medical condition that means i don't sweat" hahahaha you fucking lying cunt

haha yeah, that bit could have been written by Chris Morris

[PlanktonSideburns]

ITS NOT MY HAND, ITS NOT LONDON, BUT IT IS ME, ALSO I DONT SWEAT (LADIES WATCHING THIS)

[gib]

Fake rubber hand, case closed

[PlanktonSideburns]

IVE GOT A CONDITION THAT MEANS I CANT GO UPSTAIRS

[MrT]

The bloke's a cunt. End of

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I lost my hands in the Falklands!

[Cursus]

Prince Andrew pictured leaving a different nightclub one year earlier:

[poo]

Hang the cunt.

[PlanktonSideburns]

The bloke's a cunt. End of

Pretty sure mrT is prince charle's account on here

[gib]

hope she throws him to a pack of peedo hunters at the end

[Urinal Cake]

Guys I'd just like to remind you not to forget the real victim in all of this- Meghan Markle. She's had to put up with a lot of shit just to provide cover for this peadophile.

[MrT]

Pretty sure mrT is prince charle's account on here

One denies that, you monstrous carbuncle cunt

[Bleeding Kansas]

Fake rubber hand, case closed

[PlanktonSideburns]

look, i just dont, i cant, ive got a condition, i DO NOT remember, i have said frequently, and    um, consistently, and um i really do not recall

[PlanktonSideburns]

One denies that, you monstrous carbuncle cunt

sorry liz, just joshing

[gib]

THICK SWEAT-PROOF SKIN

[PlanktonSideburns]

FOUR TIMES A YEAR!?

he looked generally upset at that point

I KEPT THAT PLACE RUNNING THE JUMPED UP LITTLE CUNT!

[poo]

This cunt is going down.

[Kryton]

Has he admitted abusing underage girls yet?

[MrT]

Has he admitted abusing underage girls yet?

He can't recall/It definitely could not have happened/Lying cunt

[Bleeding Kansas]

How did this guy ever get elected...

[idunnosomename]

Emily Matlis: "Why don't you want to have sex with my underage teenage daughter"
Prince Andy in stocks: "I just don't fancy her!"

[gib]

wonder if somewhere there's a photo/footage showing him sweating

[Bleeding Kansas]

Do lizards sweat?

[poo]

Fucking hell. Just arrest the prick.

[gib]

EM: Epstein is dead.

PA: *lols* Yes.

[idunnosomename]

wonder if somewhere there's a photo/footage showing him sweating

i googled "sweaty andy" and got this

[PlanktonSideburns]

I DUNNO THERE WERE A LOT OF PEOPLE RAPING STUFF!