Author Topic: having a sleep  (Read 873 times)

alan nagsworth

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Re: having a sleep
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2019, 06:15:37 PM »
I sure hope I have an undisturbed and easy sleep tonight with no anxiety that keeps me awake for two hours before I drift off and waking up three tunes in the night due to weird and mentally plaguing dreams oh boy

That would sure be swell

Sherringford Hovis

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Re: having a sleep
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2019, 06:21:57 PM »
Sleep? Heard of it, want to try it one day. Gotta have goals.

Twit 2

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Re: having a sleep
« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2019, 08:01:11 PM »
I sure hope I have an undisturbed and easy sleep tonight with no anxiety that keeps me awake for two hours before I drift off and waking up three tunes in the night due to weird and mentally plaguing dreams oh boy

That would sure be swell



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BlodwynPig

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Re: having a sleep
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2019, 08:47:41 PM »
Im sleeping now

Flatulent Fox

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Re: having a sleep
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2019, 11:31:51 PM »
I had a right good sleep when I had the old Swine Flu.
Slept for about 14 hours,then got up for an hour or so and went back to bed for more sleep.

So let that be a lesson.

Re: having a sleep
« Reply #35 on: November 15, 2019, 11:50:34 PM »
I think I need to tighten up the screws on my metal bedframe, recently whenever I turn over it makes a high-pitched noise like Michael Jackson laughing. Hee hee!

Current recurring nightmare du jour (du nuit?) is where I'm in a lift and the cables break (or occasionally, witnessing this happen to other people, in a shopping centre or something), this has never ever been a fear in my waking life so I've got no idea what brought that on.

Small Man Big Horse

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Re: having a sleep
« Reply #36 on: November 16, 2019, 09:31:42 AM »
Last night I had a dream where a friend and I visited Cambridge, I was showing him around and when we got to the Cam he started flirting with a woman who turned out to be a prostitute, she wanted £260 to sleep with him but ended up giving him a cheap handjob for £40 after I told him he wrote his own comics, so might be famous one day. Then we went to a nightclub and ended up snorting ridiculous amounts of "Chinese cocaine"* before getting arrested. After being led outside a sod load of us were slowly being handcuffed and I just walked away unnoticed, caught a train, went back to my mother's house where a karaoke party was in process and a woman I fancy who I recently met at a comedy night was present. She started telling me all about how her friend had died recently, and I tried to be sympathetic and give advice on how to cope only to make it all the much worse, and she ran off in tears saying "How could you say that to me?".

All of which was one of the least traumatic dreams I've had in ages, normally they're much much more disturbing than that.




*No idea, either.

buttgammon

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Re: having a sleep
« Reply #37 on: November 16, 2019, 12:07:42 PM »
Last night, I dreamt I was reading. Just about the most mundane dream I can remember, but it was a nice relaxing sleep, so maybe boring dreams are the way to go.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: having a sleep
« Reply #38 on: November 16, 2019, 10:19:49 PM »
Lemmy only slept for four hours a night. He's dead now.

Re: having a sleep
« Reply #39 on: November 16, 2019, 11:26:54 PM »
this text is closest approximation to a boring bastard telling you about their boring dream I have ever experienced