Topic: If you had to have a new fetish, which would you pick?

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Anything that is needed to prove that something happened.  Pics, mostly.

[sponk]

I’d be tempted to go in for arses.

I bet you would you dirty bollocks

[Cerys]

I think it would be the one where you peel the stickers from off of aubergines and put on them on your glasses so you can't see, but the stickers just fall off and you cry a bit and stare out the window until the rain starts again.

SNG calls that 'Tuesdays', apparently.  You see what I have to put up with?

[sick as a pike]

If I was Mr Specsavers I would offer, along with anti-scratch coatings and UV protection, integrated supermarket aubergine stickers, like those pens when you tip them you see the lady's underthings, except supermarket aubergine stickers, and you could hum a tinny tune as if it was a new-fangled greetings card that played a tinny tune.
Actually I am not allowed within 30 metres of spectacles, it's what the court said, I'm sorry.