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« on: November 17, 2019, 12:58:37 PM »
What can one reasonably eat in a Wetherspoon?

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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2019, 01:01:01 PM »
line your stomach with a guinness like normal people do

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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2019, 01:01:29 PM »
What can one reasonably eat in a Wetherspoon?

Minge, ask Kathy to meet you round the back. There is no back, of course. But you'll see.

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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2019, 01:03:23 PM »
Beer

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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2019, 01:04:23 PM »
Minge, ask Kathy to meet you round the back. There is no back, of course. But you'll see.

I ordered. £4.65. Can’t be round back cos they asked for my table number.

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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2019, 01:08:07 PM »
Beer and the burger.


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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2019, 01:09:23 PM »
The mediterranean veggie lasagne is genuinely passable, I daresay even decent. No, fuck it: it's pretty good. Get that.

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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2019, 01:11:09 PM »
Well the pizzas look shit so I’m glad I ordered the minge.

Will get a veg lasagne if the minge isn’t filling enough.

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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2019, 01:11:12 PM »
Fish n chips / burger only pub food usually worth ordering

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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2019, 01:12:37 PM »
I did try the pizza last week and its not as belsen as I suspected it would be. Go in expecting enteritis strata food, go out relieved.

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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2019, 01:14:35 PM »
The pizzas are basically like Tesco standard, but I am pathetic enough to smash that stuff with gusto so it deffo has two thumbs up from me.

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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2019, 01:15:06 PM »
Order one of everything like the Hotel Inspector would.

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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2019, 01:16:26 PM »
Tell us what spoons and grave number and CaB will get you some great stuff gratis

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« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2019, 01:16:31 PM »
Arrived very quickly. Not sure. This my first time eating minge but I don’t know if it’s completely fresh. I’ve asked for some mustard.

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« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2019, 01:17:22 PM »
Tell us what spoons and grave number and CaB will get you some great stuff gratis

Spennymoor.

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« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2019, 01:23:19 PM »
Spennymoor.

And with that,all hope was lost.

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« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2019, 02:41:04 PM »
And with that,all hope was lost.

The only below ground Wetherspoons in England, apparently

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« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2019, 02:44:58 PM »
My local 'spoons, the food is always horrible and cold.

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« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2019, 02:54:01 PM »
They should get Gordon Ramsey in a spoons.

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« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2019, 03:18:07 PM »
My local 'spoons, the food is always horrible and cold.

You're in prison

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« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2019, 03:20:47 PM »
I hope you're replacing the beermats.

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« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2019, 03:23:33 PM »
I've found the ham & mushroom pizza to be quite good. Sometimes they bung some rocket on top, which helps it go down, sometimes they don't.

in fact, all these fine as well: sausage & mash; steak & kidney pud; mushroom risotto; haloumi things. Partner said veg curry was nice but the steak was rubbish.   

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« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2019, 03:48:30 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2019, 05:08:46 PM »
I hope you're replacing the beermats.

Haven't arrived yet.

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« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2019, 06:50:16 PM »
Do they still do Chicken Alfredo? That was pretty good.

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« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2019, 11:45:41 PM »
They should get Gordon Ramsey in a spoons.

Or Heston Blumenthal. Remember when he fixed up Little Chef? I haven’t checked in the last decade or so but I assume it was a roaring success.