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[pancreas]

What can one reasonably eat in a Wetherspoon?

[gib]

line your stomach with a guinness like normal people do

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

What can one reasonably eat in a Wetherspoon?

Minge, ask Kathy to meet you round the back. There is no back, of course. But you'll see.

[Flatulent Fox]

Beer

[pancreas]

Minge, ask Kathy to meet you round the back. There is no back, of course. But you'll see.

I ordered. £4.65. Can't be round back cos they asked for my table number.

[Flatulent Fox]

Beer and the burger.

[alan nagsworth]

The mediterranean veggie lasagne is genuinely passable, I daresay even decent. No, fuck it: it's pretty good. Get that.

[pancreas]

Well the pizzas look shit so I'm glad I ordered the minge.

Will get a veg lasagne if the minge isn't filling enough.

[idunnosomename]

Fish n chips / burger only pub food usually worth ordering

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I did try the pizza last week and its not as belsen as I suspected it would be. Go in expecting enteritis strata food, go out relieved.

[alan nagsworth]

The pizzas are basically like Tesco standard, but I am pathetic enough to smash that stuff with gusto so it deffo has two thumbs up from me.

[Flatulent Fox]

Order one of everything like the Hotel Inspector would.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Tell us what spoons and grave number and CaB will get you some great stuff gratis

[pancreas]

Arrived very quickly. Not sure. This my first time eating minge but I don't know if it's completely fresh. I've asked for some mustard.

[pancreas]

Tell us what spoons and grave number and CaB will get you some great stuff gratis

Spennymoor.

[Flatulent Fox]

Spennymoor.

And with that,all hope was lost.

[BlodwynPig]

And with that,all hope was lost.

The only below ground Wetherspoons in England, apparently

[Glebe]

My local 'spoons, the food is always horrible and cold.

[bgmnts]

They should get Gordon Ramsey in a spoons.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

My local 'spoons, the food is always horrible and cold.

You're in prison

[Absorb the anus burn]

I hope you're replacing the beermats.

[seepage]

I've found the ham & mushroom pizza to be quite good. Sometimes they bung some rocket on top, which helps it go down, sometimes they don't.

in fact, all these fine as well: sausage & mash; steak & kidney pud; mushroom risotto; haloumi things. Partner said veg curry was nice but the steak was rubbish.   

[Glebe]

You're in prison

[pancreas]

I hope you're replacing the beermats.

Haven't arrived yet.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Do they still do Chicken Alfredo? That was pretty good.

[Ferris]

They should get Gordon Ramsey in a spoons.

Or Heston Blumenthal. Remember when he fixed up Little Chef? I haven't checked in the last decade or so but I assume it was a roaring success.