Gone and went vegan didn't I

[madhair60]

nobody cares

[alan nagsworth]

Good on yer nags, just replace everything with beans is the way, beans are fucking dope.

Yeah I mean, beans on toast is vegan. Is there a more compelling argument than that?

I do love beans. Had some very nice black eyed beans at an Indian place this week. Chickpeas can piss off though, dry little bastards.

[alan nagsworth]

nobody cares

Ooh touched a nerve have I mate

[Sin Agog]

Ooh touched a nerve have I mate

Just so long as you don't eat or wear it.

[alan nagsworth]

Ah yeah that reminds me I am gonna have to chuck out all those nerve condoms and my favourite sinew hat. Fuck.

[chveik]

is fanny batter vegan?

[idunnosomename]

I think it's because they don't have a face, not because they're stupid.

sausages

[madhair60]

Ooh touched a nerve have I mate

thought you were cool

[alan nagsworth]

thought you were cool

Do you know what's cool? The planet, by a considerable amount, thanks to my fantastic work being vegan

[ProvanFan]

Just don't think I could give up albatross

[Jasha]

I often go vegan in the week before payday

[Thursday]

Do you know what's cool? The planet, by a considerable amount, thanks to my fantastic work being vegan

No it isn't, people and animals are total arseholes and we're better off destroying them.

[Small Man Big Horse]

I'm pretty much a vegetarian thanks to diabetes, bar eating chicken, but chickens are right cunts so I don't feel guilty.

[Thursday]

If you are vegan can you suck eggs if you dont swallow

How do you suck eggs?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Stick a Linda McCartney sausage up your fundament you drip.

[LynnBenfield69]

Yeah I am looking forward to when veganism is normalised a bit more to the point where the specialist products aren't batshit expensive. £5 for a jar of vegan mayo, nah you're alright I'll just not eat it.

That's the thing, it IS normalised. Morrisons does home brand tinned jackfruit, fake mince, instant curries. The trick is to find vegan stuff in the normal isles rather than in the posh wanker health section.

[alan nagsworth]

Yeah jackfruit's shit though so it doesn't count ;P

[thugler]

If you get into buying dried pulses the cheapness is amazing. Helps if you have a pressure cooker to avoid all the soaking. Essentially 6 tins of beans/lentils for just over a quid. Also if you like the fake meat, making your own seitan is easy, cheap, lasts for ages and is pretty meat ish.

[idunnosomename]

How do you suck eggs?

you know how to suck an egg don't you Steve

Go suck an egg

[Kryton]

I LOVE the idea of veganism besides the not-eating meat schtick.

[alan nagsworth]

Meat shticks are mostly lips and assholes though I hope you realise

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Someone recommended seitan, I looked it up and fuck me you have to buy the wheat gluten and make it yourself*! I mean for fuck sake cooking's complicated enough as it is, chicken may be cruel but at least I don't have to build the cunting things.

*my research consisted of approximately 1 google so I may be mistaken about this if so feel free to correct me

[madhair60]

Do you know what's cool? The planet, by a considerable amount, thanks to my fantastic work being vegan

honestly I have no retort to this and I retract my previous comments

[Blue Jam]

Someone recommended seitan, I looked it up and fuck me you have to buy the wheat gluten and make it yourself*!

Yes, it's like making bread but rubbish. What is point.

My first attempt at coconut bread was pretty good, btw. Could have done with a bit of honey and a bit less liquid, but I'm pretty chuffed with it. Would be nice with some raspberry or black cherry jam. Or toasted with a bit of butter...

"Is honey vegan?" is a whole other can of werms...

[idunnosomename]

i'm going super-seitan

are you ready for a challenngggggeeeEEE

[bgmnts]

Honey isn't vegan really. I think vegans have to draw the line somewhere otherwise you wouldn't be able to eat anything at all as most of it leads to destruction of habitats.

[Blue Jam]

Most orchards have beehives though, so honey is technically a by-product of fruit production, and the bees don't get hurt.

I've also heard of vegans keeping chickens and eating their eggs, that's another grey area, more like keeping pets, but some vegans draw the line at keeping pets...

[bgmnts]

Honey industry is very dodgy though, manipulating the bees natural behaviours and their hives to maximise production and profit.

I personally am okay eating an egg from a random hen somebody has but i'd obviously never eat farmed eggs.

Pets are probably a bit more justifiable in the sense of if I didn't own one and give it the best life I could it could easily be with an ignorant or abusive owner.

[thugler]

Someone recommended seitan, I looked it up and fuck me you have to buy the wheat gluten and make it yourself*! I mean for fuck sake cooking's complicated enough as it is, chicken may be cruel but at least I don't have to build the cunting things.

*my research consisted of approximately 1 google so I may be mistaken about this if so feel free to correct me

That was me. I make my own when i can be arsed, you can buy it pre-made as well though, i've never bothered plus is probably expensive rather than cheap as fuck.

I only make it occasionally but you can make maybe 8 steaks or 12 chicken breasts worth in about 30 minutes, and you can freeze it.

[Flatulent Fox]

                                        It's good to stand behind your principles.

And now back to wine.