Times you went full care home

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Tried to eat dinner last night of my own volition, and the fork full of chips got jabbed into my chin instead of my gob.

CARE HOME



Your turn

[BlodwynPig]

He he he. Get well soon

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Come on, pretty sure one of you went embol not so long back...

[Huxleys Babkins]

Constantly wetting my trousers when doing the dishes. I'm 38, I should have worked this out by now. Too high water pressure + awkward plate/bowl/spoon/pan angle = drenched trousers. Put me in a fucking hospice.

[buttgammon]

A little trickle of piss just when it seems like it's over and I'm putting it back in. A very geriatric problem for a 29 year old man.

[Chollis]

A little trickle of piss just when it seems like it's over and I'm putting it back in. A very geriatric problem for a 29 year old man.

does my fucking nut innnnnn

[Pink Gregory]

A little trickle of piss just when it seems like it's over and I'm putting it back in. A very geriatric problem for a 29 year old man.

I can accept it when having to piss in the wilderness.  It's when it happens at home, over your own god damn toilet, that I can't stand.  Perfectly good pair of pants that were.

[hamfist]

I left my case on the balcony at Kings Cross on Tuesday last week. Got an announcement while I had my penis out of my trousers and in my hand at the time, they gave me 30s to get back to the bag.

Then I was in Milan on Wednesday and left my rucksack in a restaurant and left. Laptop, test phone, contactless test gear - all of it in there.

Alzheimer tier behaviour there. I am definitely overstressed at the moment, will take time off this week and try and calm down or get put in a home.

[Shaky]

My last car (Toyota Corolla) was involved in (ie: I caused) so many prangs and accidents that I lost count after about 15. Genuinely got to the point where I'd imagine the fucking Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em theme each time.

[thenoise]

I've been doing that thing where i walk into a room, forget why i went in and then leave, pretty regularly since my mid twenties. Thank goodness I can't afford a decent size house, I'd spend my whole day wandering around confused.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

My last car (Toyota Corolla) was involved in (ie: I caused) so many prangs and accidents that I lost count after about 15.

What were you doing driving at that age anyway?

[idunnosomename]

I was once so crippled by arthritis i couldnt get out of bed and shit my pants

Is this what you're after

[pancreas]

I think if we're going to open the 'times wot i shet meseln' floodgates, then we'll be drifting off course.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I was once so crippled by arthritis i couldnt get out of bed and shit my pants

Is this what you're after

I guess it's more where you fuck up in the most sub-optimally dense way despite there being no excuse whatsoever.

This may seem a tad generous but I think crippling arthritis is a reasonable excuse to fully and totally shit yourself.

[Dex Sawash]

Watching The Mandalorian w/wife.

"It's Werner Klemperer!"

<wife> "no"

"Klaus von Filmmaker!"

[idunnosomename]

I misunderstood a thread and talked about having arthritis and shitting myself

[thenoise]

Sometimes when I walk into a room I forget why I went in there, and just leave again. Been doing it since my twenties!
It's a good job I can't afford a big house or I would just wander about all day!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I misunderstood a thread and talked about having arthritis and shitting myself

It was cool as fuck and I am glad you did.