Aliens are just baby owls shocker!

[Glebe]

Aliens or Baby Owls? Man Shocked after Spotting Spooky-Looking Creatures in Attic.

I've heard of the classic 'cover memory' thing of people thinking they've seen an owl when 'in fact' they've really encountered a grey alien (Whitley Strieber, et al), but I have to say, these baby owls are creepy as fuck! I mean, look at 'em!:

[Replies From View]

"Just"?!  A baby owl is more than you'll ever be, mate.

[bgmnts]

What if owls ARE aliens, sent here to monitor our progress?

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What if owls ARE aliens, sent here to monitor our progress?

How would anyone know the difference?  Their bodies are too far away for any accurate blood-testing to be completed because of all those fuckin feathers.

[BlodwynPig]

The hoot is out there

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Sup?

[Replies From View]

Would, would, would


(from all three given angles)

[Cuellar]

The first recorded use of 'little green men' comes in a report of a case that people now think was just owls.

[Replies From View]

So it has been owls crossing roads this entire time?

[Cuellar]

Yes, it's all owls

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly%E2%80%93Hopkinsville_encounter

[oy vey]

Aliens or Baby Owls? Man Shocked after Spotting Spooky-Looking Creatures in Attic.

I've heard of the classic 'cover memory' thing of people thinking they've seen an owl when 'in fact' they've really encountered a grey alien (Whitley Strieber, et al), but I have to say, these baby owls are creepy as fuck! I mean, look at 'em!:

Having a bat for a todger must have its challenges.

[Replies From View]

If you've ever stripped a Tellytubby you'll know those aren't owls.

[Ambient Sheep]

The owls are not what they seem.

[idunnosomename]

this is really just because owls are the boxers-with-hearts-on pratfall of the animal kingdom

[Jim Bob]

The supposed sightings of the "Mothman" of Point Pleasant are also most likely sightings of owls.  I suspect that yetis, bigfoot and Nessie are also owls.

In fact, enhancement of the famous 'bigfoot' photo proves as much...

[idunnosomename]

i saw a barn owl over a field in suffolk this time last year at dusk. they are so eerily silent you can see them feeding into ghost folklore

but haha they have funny legs.

[Glebe]

"Just"?!  A baby owl is more than you'll ever be, mate.

Listen pal, I'm not having a pop at the baby owls! Back off!

The hoot is out there

[Glebe]

This Barn Owl Baby Just Heard Thunder for the First Time | Wildlife Moments.

Awww.

Everytime I visit this owl it gives me this face.

Heh!

[Sebastian Cobb]

this is really just because owls are the boxers-with-hearts-on pratfall of the animal kingdom

[Cortez the Surfer]

If I worked for google I think I might be a bit concerned as why the youtube algorithms have seemingly become obsessed with recommending owl videos to everyone.
What (if anything) are they trying to tell us? 

[idunnosomename]

owls are cool?

[DistressedArea]

What are they for?  Don't get it.

[idunnosomename]

Jk rowling invented the owl

[Aaron500]

Jk rowling invented the owl

Yeah she wanted her pen name to be JKR Owling but the publishers did a typo and she was too nervous as a new author to correct them.

[Non Stop Dancer]

Little known fact: Owls are a cross between a cat and a bird.